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Makes some feel uncomfortable
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05-18-2012, 03:00 PM
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Romney is driving down the road with a dog strapped to the roof and Obama pulls up next to him and says, "Hey! Are you gonna eat that?"
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05-18-2012, 03:13 PM
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See, now that's funny, because it bags on both of them.
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05-19-2012, 11:07 AM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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(as told to Robin Ince by some teenagers on a train)
Why are physicists bad at sex? Because when they find the position they lose the momentum, and when they find the momentum they lose the position
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05-19-2012, 06:38 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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05-19-2012, 11:48 PM
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
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Ineptocracy: (in-ep-toc'-ra-cy) - a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.
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05-20-2012, 01:35 PM
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erika
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05-20-2012, 07:08 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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05-21-2012, 03:50 PM
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05-21-2012, 08:46 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
None.
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05-21-2012, 10:02 PM
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Goon Squad Leader
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Touché
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05-22-2012, 12:22 PM
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has left the building.
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05-23-2012, 12:05 PM
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
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The Golfer and the Blonde
A man got on the bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blond. The puzzled blond kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many glances from her, he said, "Golf balls." The blond continued to look at him for a very long time, thinking deeply about what he had said. After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"
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05-23-2012, 08:32 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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