The Community Will Out God

monster · 06-12-2012, 07:02 PM

http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=27512
Come on, look at the evidence:

1) His acolytes are all male and wear fancy dresses and forsake women
2) His child was fathered without heterosexual intercourse
3) He has long curly hair
4) He never married
5) He will never introduce you to his parents
6) He spends a lot of time worrying about the menu and not so much on the seating arrangement
7) Too many people know this, there's no way that closet isn't going to get bust wide open soon.......

ZenGum · 06-13-2012, 05:09 AM

Oh you blasphemer!

BigV · 06-13-2012, 11:22 AM

first she knows what god wants

then she's the devil's advocate

now she's a blasphemer.

for pete's sake, can I get a program or something here??

Sundae · 06-13-2012, 11:51 AM

I call your a part of your evidence into question.
Gene Simmons has long curly hair, whereas Sheldon is bald as a cueball.

BigV · 06-13-2012, 11:57 AM

makes you wonder, don't it?

That's the point. If you wonder, it must be ... bad.

monster · 06-13-2012, 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae

Sheldon is bald as a cueball.

everywhere?

monster · 06-13-2012, 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV

first she knows what god wants

then she's the devil's advocate

now she's a blasphemer.

for pete's sake, can I get a program or something here??

maybe she is god? or is pete god?

BigV · 06-13-2012, 12:40 PM

I don't claim to know.

Good questions though!

Gravdigr · 06-13-2012, 04:29 PM

The line for the handcart forms to the left.

infinite monkey · 06-13-2012, 11:57 PM

I'm not getting much, I just need a handbasket.

ZenGum · 06-14-2012, 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae

whereas Sheldon is bald as a cueball.

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

everywhere?

No point asking Sundae!

BigV · 06-14-2012, 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

everywhere?

Everywhere he goes.

Sundae · 06-14-2012, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

No point asking Sundae!

It's true.
I profess ignorance of the pubic regions of Gene Simmons, Sheldon and God.

Gravdigr · 06-14-2012, 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

I'm not getting much, I just need a handbasket.

Oh, you're gonna get it.

Sundae · 06-14-2012, 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

I'm not getting much, I just need a handbasket.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Oh, you're gonna get it.

Tcha, despite the fact my cups overfloweth, I only need a thimble.

06-12-2012, 07:02 PM	#1
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	The Community Will Out God http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=27512 Come on, look at the evidence: 1) His acolytes are all male and wear fancy dresses and forsake women 2) His child was fathered without heterosexual intercourse 3) He has long curly hair 4) He never married 5) He will never introduce you to his parents 6) He spends a lot of time worrying about the menu and not so much on the seating arrangement 7) Too many people know this, there's no way that closet isn't going to get bust wide open soon....... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

06-13-2012, 05:09 AM	#2
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Oh you blasphemer! __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

06-13-2012, 11:22 AM	#3
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	first she knows what god wants then she's the devil's advocate now she's a blasphemer. for pete's sake, can I get a program or something here?? __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

06-13-2012, 11:51 AM	#4
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I call your a part of your evidence into question. Gene Simmons has long curly hair, whereas Sheldon is bald as a cueball. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

06-13-2012, 11:57 AM	#5
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	makes you wonder, don't it? That's the point. If you wonder, it must be ... bad. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

06-13-2012, 12:40 PM	#8
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	I don't claim to know. Good questions though! __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

06-13-2012, 04:29 PM	#9
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	The line for the handcart forms to the left. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-13-2012, 11:57 PM	#10
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I'm not getting much, I just need a handbasket.

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