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06-24-2012, 11:12 AM
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And his wife said, "ok, Dick. After you."
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06-24-2012, 09:46 PM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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and then Saint Peter fainted.
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06-27-2012, 02:37 PM
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
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Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning
A small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 2826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.
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06-27-2012, 06:21 PM
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
Join Date: Dec 2005
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My sister's plane crashed into an Irish cemetery and she died on 9/11 you insensitive bastard.
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06-27-2012, 06:24 PM
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Master Dwellar
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06-27-2012, 09:28 PM
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Старый сержант
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: NC, dreaming of large Russian women.
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Terror, Terror, Gay Marriage...be afraid.
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06-30-2012, 03:08 PM
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Nearly done.
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Teetering on the edge.
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I bought a strobe light today but when I got the thing back home it refused to work on any of the different settings.
I went back to the store. "Have you tried switching it off and on?" asked the assistant. |
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07-03-2012, 09:40 AM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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Location: Yorkshire
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from Private Eye magazine
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07-03-2012, 01:18 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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Location: South Central...KY that is
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07-04-2012, 04:43 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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One day a five year old asks his dad "Daddy, can I have new bicycle?"
The father responds "Can your dick touch your asshole?" Confused, the boy says "No.", and the dad says "Well, there's your answer." At 12, the boy again asks "Dad, can I have new bicycle?" Again, the dad responds with "Can your dick touch your asshole?" And again, the boy says "No.", and the dad says "Well, there's your answer." At eighteen the boy asks "Dad, can I have a new car?" The dad asks "Can your dick touch your asshole?" The boy responds "As a matter of fact, it can." The dad says "Good, now go fuck yourself."
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07-16-2012, 08:44 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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Location: Perpetual Chaos
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07-16-2012, 10:28 PM
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Junior Master Dwellar
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07-18-2012, 06:14 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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And that's awesome.
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07-18-2012, 06:44 PM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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Location: Yorkshire
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Grav...the key word there is 'possible'
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07-18-2012, 08:46 PM
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