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10-04-2012, 09:31 AM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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 for gratuitously recycling a lawyer joke.
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10-04-2012, 12:57 PM
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Goon Squad Leader
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
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Barack Obama: Occidental College, Columbia University (BA), Harvard Law School (JD) Mitt Romney: Stanford University, Brigham Young University (BA), Harvard University (MBA, JD)
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10-04-2012, 01:51 PM
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a beautiful fool
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: 39.939705
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for ing gratoooooitussly
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10-04-2012, 01:52 PM
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a beautiful fool
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: 39.939705
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i like that smiley
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10-04-2012, 02:39 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods
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for overuse of smilies to express personal opinion... less is more.
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10-04-2012, 06:04 PM
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a beautiful fool
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: 39.939705
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mmmm...blinkey
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10-06-2012, 02:04 AM
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I'm still a jerk
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Little Mexico
Posts: 1,817
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Quick call pack man
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"Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering. |
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10-07-2012, 05:48 PM
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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10-07-2012, 11:04 PM
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
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Monstah, that's Pak man.
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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10-08-2012, 05:04 PM
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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I didn't like to point out Bullfart's typo, though...
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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10-08-2012, 07:14 PM
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
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No, no, Tiger fart. Tora-no-kaze. Not Toro.
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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10-09-2012, 10:09 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods
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10-09-2012, 10:51 AM
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Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian
Join Date: Oct 2006
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Love it!
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10-09-2012, 12:02 PM
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Master Dwellar
Join Date: Aug 2003
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pilot jokes eh?
Q: What is the ideal cockpit crew? A: A pilot and a dog...the pilot is there to feed the dog, and the dog is there to bite the pilot in case he tries to touch anything. ---- Q: What's the purpose of the propeller? A: To keep the pilot cool. If you don't think so, just stop it and watch him sweat! ----- Overworked air traffic controller responding to the disoriented student pilot of a single-engine Cessna who is calling him on 121.5 MHz on a busy Saturday afternoon: "Lost aircraft, say position."
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10-09-2012, 02:53 PM
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Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Dallas, TX
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ATC to pilot: Barnburner 1234A say altitude
BB 1234A: Altitude! ATC: Barnburner 1234A please repeat. Say altitude. BB 1234A: Altitude! <snicker> ATC: Barnburner 1234A say "Terminating IFR" BB 1234A: Altitude 5000
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