The apocalypse is nigh! - Page 3

BigV · 12-20-2012, 08:17 PM

I can understand that l123. You've never been censored before, and now you'll never get your chance. Sorry bro.

BigV · 12-20-2012, 11:20 PM

Uh-oh.

Well, we were wrong, the Apocalypse is here. Oops.

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Barricade your doors, forget your true self, and embrace your mutations: triple j's Max Lavergne shares his advice on surviving an eat-or-be-eaten post-apocalyptic world.

It's the end of the world!

It's funny how for months - YEARS - we all of us made a bunch of knowing jokes about the Mayan calendar and the approaching apocalypse but never really expected it to happen, and yet here we are, sitting at our computers on Friday, December 21, 2012, with our civilisation crumbling around us and demonic horrors destroying all we've ever known.

It's hard to not feel a little foolish, watching hordes of slender ghouls ushering crying thousands into the fire pit at the base of the Great Obsidian Obelisk and knowing that we could have been more prepared, but it's the boat that we're all in.

Luckily for you, your friends at The Drum have prepared a few handy hints to ease you into Oblivion. Let's discuss them before the generator fails and your computer goes dark forever!
DO NOT BOTHER STOCKING UP ON CANNED FOOD

Nirvana · 12-21-2012, 12:00 AM

Wow another thread where this is apropos...

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ZenGum · 12-21-2012, 02:06 AM

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watching hordes of slender ghouls ushering crying thousands into the fire pit at the base of the Great Obsidian Obelisk and knowing that we could have been more prepared,

That's just Christmas shopping.

Sundae · 12-21-2012, 03:59 AM

I thought that was Fashion Week.

Nirvana · 12-21-2012, 11:02 AM

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Trilby · 12-21-2012, 11:10 AM

I am disappoint.

all my cash is gone; it went into planning for this very day.

very disappoint.

Clodfobble · 12-21-2012, 12:53 PM

I'm still hoping for the way wolf described it, as an "end of an age" major cultural shift. She once put forth the ideas that 1.) at the end of the previous age, the conquistadors arrived, and/or 2.) the Mayans worshipped corn, and one could fairly say we do as well, with the way we put it into every consumable good.

I'm open to the societal rejection of HFCS, or alien conquistadors, whichever. But I'll be pretty busy with regular life today, so I'll just keep checking back in this thread for news, okay? You guys be my eyes on the ground.

busterb · 12-21-2012, 04:05 PM

Last Day !!

Griff · 12-21-2012, 04:47 PM

waiting....

sexobon · 12-21-2012, 05:05 PM

Such nonsense. Everyone knows the world will end on a Friday; but, common sense should tell you that it will be on a Friday the 13th.

orthodoc · 12-21-2012, 08:34 PM

Maybe we've all died and just don't know it, in which case I am disappoint. Driving through snowstorms should not be part of the afterlife.

ZenGum · 12-22-2012, 01:54 AM

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Happy Monkey · 12-22-2012, 09:29 AM

http://www.gocomics.com/lio/2012/12/22

Trilby · 12-22-2012, 09:32 AM

^^^^my fear exactly

12-20-2012, 08:17 PM	#31
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	I can understand that l123. You've never been censored before, and now you'll never get your chance. Sorry bro. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

12-21-2012, 12:00 AM	#33
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	Wow another thread where this is apropos... __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

12-21-2012, 03:59 AM	#35
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I thought that was Fashion Week. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

12-21-2012, 11:02 AM	#36
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	__________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

12-21-2012, 11:10 AM	#37
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I am disappoint. all my cash is gone; it went into planning for this very day. very disappoint. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

12-21-2012, 12:53 PM	#38
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	I'm still hoping for the way wolf described it, as an "end of an age" major cultural shift. She once put forth the ideas that 1.) at the end of the previous age, the conquistadors arrived, and/or 2.) the Mayans worshipped corn, and one could fairly say we do as well, with the way we put it into every consumable good. I'm open to the societal rejection of HFCS, or alien conquistadors, whichever. But I'll be pretty busy with regular life today, so I'll just keep checking back in this thread for news, okay? You guys be my eyes on the ground. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

12-21-2012, 04:05 PM	#39
busterb NSABFD Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MS. usa Posts: 3,908	Last Day !! Attached Images __________________ I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch.

12-21-2012, 04:47 PM	#40
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	waiting.... __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

12-21-2012, 05:05 PM	#41
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	Such nonsense. Everyone knows the world will end on a Friday; but, common sense should tell you that it will be on a Friday the 13th.

12-21-2012, 08:34 PM	#42
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	Maybe we've all died and just don't know it, in which case I am disappoint. Driving through snowstorms should not be part of the afterlife. __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

12-22-2012, 01:54 AM	#43
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12-22-2012, 09:29 AM	#44
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12-22-2012, 09:32 AM	#45
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	^^^^my fear exactly __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

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