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classicman · 01-08-2013, 11:34 PM

BREAKING NEWS:
Obama has stepped in and decided that Alabama got too many points yesterday
and has redistributed some of those points to Notre Dame resulting in a tie in the game
and a tie for the national championship.
When asked for a comment, Obama said, "Alabama obviously got more than their fair share.
They didn't win that all by themselves! What does one team need all those points for"?

Chocolatl · 01-09-2013, 02:29 PM

ALAN! ALAN! AL! ALAN!

Gravdigr · 01-09-2013, 04:39 PM

It's-it's not Alan. Is-is that-is that Steve?

STEVE!STEVE!!STEVE!

The bit with the bird and Michael Jackson music: That's from a 'Nature' episode on birds, and that's actually the music they (the 'Nature' people) put behind it. Classic episode.

Pete Zicato · 01-09-2013, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by classicman

BREAKING NEWS:
Obama has stepped in and decided that Alabama got too many points yesterday
… yadda yadda yadda

In other news, the government has decided to tax people. Some have trouble getting a grip.

BigV · 01-09-2013, 05:05 PM

pssst. humor thread.

jimhelm · 01-21-2013, 01:43 PM

During sex, I suddenly stopped and held perfectly still.

She was all like, 'what are you doing/"

I said, "Hush, I saw this on Pornhub. It's called Buffering."

orthodoc · 01-21-2013, 04:13 PM

Big Sarge · 01-21-2013, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimhelm

During sex, I suddenly stopped and held perfectly still.

She was all like, 'what are you doing/"

I said, "Hush, I saw this on Pornhub. It's called Buffering."

This is the best one I have heard in years. I am definitely stealing it

Gravdigr · 01-21-2013, 04:34 PM

'Buffering'.

Outstanding.

ETA: No one I know in my personal life will get it.

Chocolatl · 01-21-2013, 04:55 PM

I immediately shared that with my brother and two best friends. Good one!

jimhelm · 01-21-2013, 04:58 PM

Yeah, when you tell that joke, you find out if they watch porn often enough to get the joke.

orthodoc · 01-21-2013, 05:11 PM

You don't have to watch porn to know what buffering is. I would think anyone could get the joke.

jimhelm · 01-21-2013, 05:51 PM

nope, too late.. you already lolled.

glatt · 01-22-2013, 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by orthodoc

You don't have to watch porn to know what buffering is. I would think anyone could get the joke.

Unless they have FIOS.

BigV · 01-22-2013, 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimhelm

During sex, I suddenly stopped and held perfectly still.

She was all like, 'what are you doing/"

I said, "Hush, I saw this on Pornhub. It's called Buffering."

excellent!!!

ANOTHER magic trick!! I can't wait.

01-08-2013, 11:34 PM	#4726
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	BREAKING NEWS: Obama has stepped in and decided that Alabama got too many points yesterday and has redistributed some of those points to Notre Dame resulting in a tie in the game and a tie for the national championship. When asked for a comment, Obama said, "Alabama obviously got more than their fair share. They didn't win that all by themselves! What does one team need all those points for"? __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

01-09-2013, 04:39 PM	#4728
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	It's-it's not Alan. Is-is that-is that Steve? STEVE!STEVE!!STEVE! The bit with the bird and Michael Jackson music: That's from a 'Nature' episode on birds, and that's actually the music they (the 'Nature' people) put behind it. Classic episode. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-09-2013, 05:05 PM	#4730
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	pssst. humor thread. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

01-21-2013, 01:43 PM	#4731
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	During sex, I suddenly stopped and held perfectly still. She was all like, 'what are you doing/" I said, "Hush, I saw this on Pornhub. It's called Buffering." __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

01-21-2013, 04:13 PM	#4732
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	__________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

01-09-2013, 02:29 PM	#4727
Chocolatl Glutton for Gluttony Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 1,409	ALAN! ALAN! AL! ALAN!

01-21-2013, 04:34 PM	#4734
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	'Buffering'. Outstanding. ETA: No one I know in my personal life will get it. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-21-2013, 04:55 PM	#4735
Chocolatl Glutton for Gluttony Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 1,409	I immediately shared that with my brother and two best friends. Good one!

01-21-2013, 04:58 PM	#4736
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	Yeah, when you tell that joke, you find out if they watch porn often enough to get the joke. __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

01-21-2013, 05:11 PM	#4737
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	You don't have to watch porn to know what buffering is. I would think anyone could get the joke. __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

01-21-2013, 05:51 PM	#4738
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	nope, too late.. you already lolled. __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

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