01-24-2013, 10:47 AM | #4741 |
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I was in Mercy, Australia, recently and was served tea made from the hair of a koala bear.
You're kidding! How was it? Oh, it was awful. It was filled with koala hair! Well, you know, the koala tea of Mercy is not strained.
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01-24-2013, 10:53 AM | #4742 |
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Unlike that joke... :groan:
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01-24-2013, 11:12 AM | #4743 |
To shreds, you say?
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That was the mercifully brief version of the interminable shaggy dog story.
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01-24-2013, 11:32 AM | #4744 |
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*shaggy* dog story? I see what you did t hair.
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01-24-2013, 02:15 PM | #4745 | |
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Unfortunately, he has a very tiny weenie. but he would find that funny.
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01-24-2013, 04:58 PM | #4746 |
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Hey, you promised not to tell.
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01-24-2013, 05:06 PM | #4747 |
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ha! YOU know who I'm talking about.
He wears tweeds and thinks Shakespearean jokes are teh funneh. did I tell you his wife busted him? Why yes, yes she did.
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01-24-2013, 05:17 PM | #4748 |
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I feel like I'm not getting this one...
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01-24-2013, 05:19 PM | #4749 |
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Quality of mercy is not strained.
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01-24-2013, 05:20 PM | #4750 |
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I got the quality part, but thought "surely there must be something else I'm missing."
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01-24-2013, 05:25 PM | #4751 |
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Maybe the joke is Shakespeare in Australia.
Just kidding ladies, I'll give ya a big kiss down-under.
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01-24-2013, 06:55 PM | #4752 | |
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01-24-2013, 11:37 PM | #4753 |
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That's how I heard it. Short and sweet. All things considered, I guess I'm glad I didn't have to sit through the long version.
The real question is: if the quality of mercy is not strained, how do you get the lumps out?
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01-25-2013, 12:04 AM | #4754 |
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ahh, there's the rub...
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