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02-01-2013, 12:44 PM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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What's just, I don't know, you today?
This is a pretty funny essay on the perils of being single in Vermont.
http://www.vermonter.com/singles-dating-vt.asp
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02-27-2013, 03:26 PM
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I'll tell you what's just, I don't know, today.
I was in two meetings (4 1/2 hours GAWD) and they make me grumpy. But anyway, the word on the street is that why we were safely in another building they arrested some dude running around with a gun. Apparently there was some skirmish with the food service court across the hall. That's nice. I don't like my pretzel. BANG. No notice to us (in accordance with the Clery Act of 1990) |
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02-27-2013, 04:58 PM
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Rumors are never right.
The gun dude WAS chased through our hallway. I guess he was trying to get away as he was outside robbing people. As Chris Rock said: go take care of your kids so they ain't tryin' to rob me in five years. Seriously. 
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02-27-2013, 04:59 PM
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Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian
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That essay is terrifying ...
 Sounds just like western Pennsylvania.
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02-27-2013, 05:04 PM
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Slattern of the Swail
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a gift, utterly unasked for.
Even the sun can't manage such skirts. If my mouth could marry a hurt like that. etc.
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03-01-2013, 03:29 PM
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polaroid of perfection
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e e cummings?
I may be wrong. But you have to come back to tell me so. ANSWER YOUR BLOODY PHONE, WOMAN! Miss you.
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03-01-2013, 03:37 PM
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polaroid of perfection
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Time is what I thought I had;
A shared life is what I want. Breakfast in bed Is less important than humour. Money is far less important Than shared intelligence. I want to love you for your mind First. We can work on the wallet together Later. I have trust issues. Sorry. But you love me. Love me. We'll work it out.
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03-11-2013, 04:57 PM
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I don't know. Sad, tired, beaten.
I still have a job, but I am on corrective action. I think it will all work out though. I'm doing the best I can. I think I need a good night's sleep. |
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03-11-2013, 05:44 PM
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Location: Arlington, VA
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They always suggest a nice toasty bath to unwind. But I always thought suggesting a bath was kind of offensive.
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03-11-2013, 06:24 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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Today you're not far off. I overslept this morning. Took a whore bath. ;
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03-16-2013, 11:53 AM
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The Un-Tuckian
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What's just, I don't know, me today?
I had 1,070 items in my 'puter's recycle bin.
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03-16-2013, 11:55 AM
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The Un-Tuckian
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I like them. 
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03-16-2013, 12:01 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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03-16-2013, 01:35 PM
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still says videotape
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Turns out planer blades are sharp.
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03-16-2013, 01:39 PM
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