Southpaws and Cack-handers - Page 2

lumberjim · 09-15-2013, 10:24 AM

Your mom's

Griff · 09-15-2013, 11:53 AM

nice

BigV · 09-15-2013, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

Your mom's

would that be a Dutchess Rudder?

Nirvana · 09-15-2013, 01:52 PM

Are you left-handed, right-handed or truly ambidextrous? Not sure

Do you put the phone to your left ear or right ear? Left
Which eye do you usually close when you wink (if you can) Right
When you turn on the spot, do you turn clockwise or counter/anti-clockwise? Clockwise
Which shoulder do you sling a bag over? Left
Which foot do you kick a ball with? Right
Which pocket do you keep your cellphone in? None
If you swim, which stroke do you prefer/are you best at? Backstroke
Which side to you wear a name tag on? Left
Which foot is bigger? same
Approximately what % of your parents, siblings and children have the same-handedness as you? Dunno
I am right handed but breed cows with my left hand, I am also left eyed

Gravdigr · 09-15-2013, 01:59 PM

Are you left-handed, right-handed or truly ambidextrous? Righty

Do you put the phone to your left ear or right ear? Left
Which eye do you usually close when you wink (if you can) Left
When you turn on the spot, do you turn clockwise or counter/anti-clockwise? depends on my direction, the object/reason I'm turning, and/or which foot I'm standing on at the moment
Which shoulder do you sling a bag over? If I swung bags, prolly left, leaving my right hand free-er
Which foot do you kick a ball with? Right
Which pocket do you keep your cellphone in? Left front
If you swim, which stroke do you prefer/are you best at? I can barely swim, so, dog paddle
Which side to you wear a name tag on? I've never worn a name tag
Which foot is bigger? Elephant?
Approximately what % of your parents, siblings and children have the same-handedness as you? 100%

Pete Zicato · 09-15-2013, 02:00 PM

Are you left-handed, right-handed or truly ambidextrous?

Right-handed. But, my mom told me a couple of times that it was looking like I was going to be left handed, but her grandmother (from the old country - a little superstitious) would slap my hand every time I picked something up with my left hand. I dunno if it's true. But my handwriting is atrocious - bordering on profane.

Do you put the phone to your left ear or right ear?
Left first.

Which eye do you usually close when you wink (if you can)
Right, but can wink either and do as the occasion calls for.

When you turn on the spot, do you turn clockwise or counter/anti-clockwise?
Counter

Which shoulder do you sling a bag over?
Left

Which foot do you kick a ball with?
Either. I never expect the ball to go where I want. So either foot will do.

Which pocket do you keep your cellphone in?
Left.

If you swim, which stroke do you prefer/are you best at?
Backstroke.

Which side to you wear a name tag on?
Left

Which foot is bigger?
Left (I think)

Approximately what % of your parents, siblings and children have the same-handedness as you?
100

Gravdigr · 09-15-2013, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

Which hand do you masturbate with?

Both. But, the left stopped feeling like someone else a long time ago. Now, I have to sit on one hand til it goes to sleep.

Gravdigr · 09-15-2013, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by BigV

would that be a Dutchess Rudder?

Dutch Rudder, I've learned something today.

jimhelm · 09-15-2013, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Griff

nice

His mom's right hand, I should say..... Sorry Kat....

limey · 09-15-2013, 03:41 PM

I'm pretty ambidextrous. I'm right handed but can write (badly) with my left, throw equally badly with either hand, put mascara on with right had for right eye and left hand for left eye.
Do you put the phone to your left ear or right ear? Right ear
Which eye do you usually close when you wink (if you can) Left eye
When you turn on the spot, do you turn clockwise or counter/anti-clockwise? Clockwise
Which shoulder do you sling a bag over? Right shoulder
Which foot do you kick a ball with? Left foot
Which pocket do you keep your cellphone in? Either left or right back pocket
If you swim, which stroke do you prefer/are you best at? Backstroke
Which side to you wear a name tag on? Left side
Which foot is bigger? Right foot
Approximately what % of your parents, siblings and children have the same-handedness as you? 75%

limegreenc · 09-15-2013, 03:49 PM

As a borderline ambi and mother of two ambis, I'm very interested in handedness. But there seems to be some confusion over handedness traits. So humor me, if you will....answer as many or as few as you want to

Are you left-handed, right-handed or truly ambidextrous?

Do you put the phone to your left ear or right ear?
Which eye do you usually close when you wink (if you can)
When you turn on the spot, do you turn clockwise or counter/anti-clockwise? Left
Which shoulder do you sling a bag over? [color="red"]Left/COLOR]Which foot do you kick a ball with? Right
Which pocket do you keep your cellphone in?
If you swim, which stroke do you prefer/are you best at?
Which side to you wear a name tag on? LeftWhich foot is bigger? [color="red"]Right[/COLOR
Approximately what % of your parents, siblings and children have the same-handedness as you? 40%

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infinite monkey · 09-15-2013, 07:25 PM

Are you left-handed, right-handed or truly ambidextrous?

Do you put the phone to your left ear or right ear? Left
Which eye do you usually close when you wink (if you can) Left
When you turn on the spot, do you turn clockwise or counter/anti-clockwise? Counter
Which shoulder do you sling a bag over? Left
Which foot do you kick a ball with? Right (but it's good to note here I was a bowling failure because I could not NOT stop on my right foot, yet I still threw from my right hand.
Which pocket do you keep your cellphone in? Usually left butt pocket. Sometimes right. Sometimes it might be in my purse, or somewhere I can't remember where it is.
If you swim, which stroke do you prefer/are you best at? Underwater. Like a fish.
Which side to you wear a name tag on? Left usually but you're supposed to wear it on your right because if you are at a conference or something (which is where you wear name tags) the right handed standard handshake gives a quicker 'see name' without looking around for whatever reason that matters.
Which foot is bigger? They're the same I think.
Approximately what % of your parents, siblings and children have the same-handedness as you? Blood relatives? All righties like me as far as I know. But my right handed brother slants his words as if he were writing left handed, has all his life. It's kind of neat.

glatt · 09-16-2013, 08:46 AM

Do you put the phone to your left ear or right ear? left
Which eye do you usually close when you wink (if you can) right
When you turn on the spot, do you turn clockwise or counter/anti-clockwise? right
Which shoulder do you sling a bag over?on the left, over the head, going diagonally across my torso to my right side.
Which foot do you kick a ball with? right
Which pocket do you keep your cellphone in? left
If you swim, which stroke do you prefer/are you best at? breast
Which side to you wear a name tag on? left
Which foot is bigger? dunno
Approximately what % of your parents, siblings and children have the same-handedness as you? 71.43%

09-15-2013, 10:24 AM	#16
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Your mom's __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-15-2013, 11:53 AM	#17
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	nice __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

09-15-2013, 01:52 PM	#19
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	Are you left-handed, right-handed or truly ambidextrous? Not sure Do you put the phone to your left ear or right ear? Left Which eye do you usually close when you wink (if you can) Right When you turn on the spot, do you turn clockwise or counter/anti-clockwise? Clockwise Which shoulder do you sling a bag over? Left Which foot do you kick a ball with? Right Which pocket do you keep your cellphone in? None If you swim, which stroke do you prefer/are you best at? Backstroke Which side to you wear a name tag on? Left Which foot is bigger? same Approximately what % of your parents, siblings and children have the same-handedness as you? Dunno I am right handed but breed cows with my left hand, I am also left eyed __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

09-15-2013, 01:59 PM	#20
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Are you left-handed, right-handed or truly ambidextrous? Righty Do you put the phone to your left ear or right ear? Left Which eye do you usually close when you wink (if you can) Left When you turn on the spot, do you turn clockwise or counter/anti-clockwise? depends on my direction, the object/reason I'm turning, and/or which foot I'm standing on at the moment Which shoulder do you sling a bag over? If I swung bags, prolly left, leaving my right hand free-er Which foot do you kick a ball with? Right Which pocket do you keep your cellphone in? Left front If you swim, which stroke do you prefer/are you best at? I can barely swim, so, dog paddle Which side to you wear a name tag on? I've never worn a name tag Which foot is bigger? Elephant? Approximately what % of your parents, siblings and children have the same-handedness as you? 100% __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

09-15-2013, 02:00 PM	#21
Pete Zicato Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Chicago suburbs Posts: 2,916	Are you left-handed, right-handed or truly ambidextrous? Right-handed. But, my mom told me a couple of times that it was looking like I was going to be left handed, but her grandmother (from the old country - a little superstitious) would slap my hand every time I picked something up with my left hand. I dunno if it's true. But my handwriting is atrocious - bordering on profane. Do you put the phone to your left ear or right ear? Left first. Which eye do you usually close when you wink (if you can) Right, but can wink either and do as the occasion calls for. When you turn on the spot, do you turn clockwise or counter/anti-clockwise? Counter Which shoulder do you sling a bag over? Left Which foot do you kick a ball with? Either. I never expect the ball to go where I want. So either foot will do. Which pocket do you keep your cellphone in? Left. If you swim, which stroke do you prefer/are you best at? Backstroke. Which side to you wear a name tag on? Left Which foot is bigger? Left (I think) Approximately what % of your parents, siblings and children have the same-handedness as you? 100 __________________ Talk nerdy to me.

09-15-2013, 03:41 PM	#25
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	I'm pretty ambidextrous. I'm right handed but can write (badly) with my left, throw equally badly with either hand, put mascara on with right had for right eye and left hand for left eye. Do you put the phone to your left ear or right ear? Right ear Which eye do you usually close when you wink (if you can) Left eye When you turn on the spot, do you turn clockwise or counter/anti-clockwise? Clockwise Which shoulder do you sling a bag over? Right shoulder Which foot do you kick a ball with? Left foot Which pocket do you keep your cellphone in? Either left or right back pocket If you swim, which stroke do you prefer/are you best at? Backstroke Which side to you wear a name tag on? Left side Which foot is bigger? Right foot Approximately what % of your parents, siblings and children have the same-handedness as you? 75% __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

09-15-2013, 03:49 PM	#26
limegreenc shed door curio Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Canada Posts: 406	As a borderline ambi and mother of two ambis, I'm very interested in handedness. But there seems to be some confusion over handedness traits. So humor me, if you will....answer as many or as few as you want to Are you left-handed, right-handed or truly ambidextrous? Do you put the phone to your left ear or right ear? Which eye do you usually close when you wink (if you can) When you turn on the spot, do you turn clockwise or counter/anti-clockwise? Left Which shoulder do you sling a bag over? [color="red"]Left/COLOR]Which foot do you kick a ball with? Right Which pocket do you keep your cellphone in? If you swim, which stroke do you prefer/are you best at? Which side to you wear a name tag on? LeftWhich foot is bigger? [color="red"]Right[/COLOR Approximately what % of your parents, siblings and children have the same-handedness as you? 40% __________________

09-15-2013, 07:25 PM	#27
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Are you left-handed, right-handed or truly ambidextrous? Do you put the phone to your left ear or right ear? Left Which eye do you usually close when you wink (if you can) Left When you turn on the spot, do you turn clockwise or counter/anti-clockwise? Counter Which shoulder do you sling a bag over? Left Which foot do you kick a ball with? Right (but it's good to note here I was a bowling failure because I could not NOT stop on my right foot, yet I still threw from my right hand. Which pocket do you keep your cellphone in? Usually left butt pocket. Sometimes right. Sometimes it might be in my purse, or somewhere I can't remember where it is. If you swim, which stroke do you prefer/are you best at? Underwater. Like a fish. Which side to you wear a name tag on? Left usually but you're supposed to wear it on your right because if you are at a conference or something (which is where you wear name tags) the right handed standard handshake gives a quicker 'see name' without looking around for whatever reason that matters. Which foot is bigger? They're the same I think. Approximately what % of your parents, siblings and children have the same-handedness as you? Blood relatives? All righties like me as far as I know. But my right handed brother slants his words as if he were writing left handed, has all his life. It's kind of neat.

09-16-2013, 08:46 AM	#28
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Do you put the phone to your left ear or right ear? left Which eye do you usually close when you wink (if you can) right When you turn on the spot, do you turn clockwise or counter/anti-clockwise? right Which shoulder do you sling a bag over?on the left, over the head, going diagonally across my torso to my right side. Which foot do you kick a ball with? right Which pocket do you keep your cellphone in? left If you swim, which stroke do you prefer/are you best at? breast Which side to you wear a name tag on? left Which foot is bigger? dunno Approximately what % of your parents, siblings and children have the same-handedness as you? 71.43%

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