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Old 02-03-2014, 12:10 PM   #3871
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I predict fewer babies named peyton in 2014. unless they spell it PayTon
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Old 02-03-2014, 12:19 PM   #3872
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Oh noes. That means there will be more babies named "Russell."
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Old 02-03-2014, 01:02 PM   #3873
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I predict fewer babies named peyton in 2014. unless they spell it PayTon
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Old 02-03-2014, 01:37 PM   #3874
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... Prancing Beckham. He's so totally gross. If I had a colored card I'd hold it up to indicate my chagrin. Then I'd behead someone.
Nooooooo!
I mean I don't get the whole Superbowl advert thing, but your comment made me look up the Becks advert. Nothing wrong with a fit man taking off his clothes, shurely?

But I admit I'm a fan, so I'm biased.
Very

Actually he was in my dream Saturday night.
Although it was more about Victoria and their daughter. And ended up being about a hotel set over the sea with a five-storey external staircase. The way dreams do.
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Old 02-03-2014, 02:42 PM   #3875
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Right. That's it. I don't like fit nekkid men.

And don't call me Shirley.

I think he's creepy. Victoria is creepier.
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Old 02-03-2014, 03:46 PM   #3876
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Now, more importantly: PUPPY BOWL.

Here's an interview with the referee. I love this guy. I want his job. Pick up a puppy on a penalty, tell sweet puppy face he can't do that, put puppy back in game.

http://newsfeed.time.com/2014/01/31/...-bowl-referee/
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Old 02-03-2014, 05:16 PM   #3877
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Oh noes. That means there will be more babies named "Russell."
and Bob
and Art
and Matt
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Old 02-03-2014, 06:55 PM   #3878
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It took me a while to get your joke, that I basically set you up for!

Genius!
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Old 02-03-2014, 09:15 PM   #3879
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Nooooooo!
I mean I don't get the whole Superbowl advert thing, but your comment made me look up the Becks advert. Nothing wrong with a fit man taking off his clothes, shurely?

do.
I like fit nekkid bodies. I enjoyed the ad too. :-D
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Old 02-03-2014, 10:24 PM   #3880
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According to the Chinese Calendar, post Whores is goatse.
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Old 02-03-2014, 10:58 PM   #3881
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I went to google what goatse means. One search said if you don't know what goatse means, consider youself lucky. Just walk away and live a happy, naive life. So, I think I'll stay naive.

Anyways, I'm watching Sports Illustrated 50 yrs. swimsuit cover. Christie Brinkley looks amazing! I want to be able to look like her when I'm 59 yrs. old. Hell, I wish could have her figure now.
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Old 02-03-2014, 11:06 PM   #3882
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Goatse died a few years ago and they've finally taken his site down.
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Old 02-04-2014, 12:50 AM   #3883
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Anyways, I'm watching Sports Illustrated 50 yrs. swimsuit cover. Christie Brinkley looks amazing! I want to be able to look like her when I'm 59 yrs. old. Hell, I wish could have her figure now.
Shit, Christie Brinkley wishes she could look like that at 59, too. I mean she's above average, no doubt, even accounting for multiple plastic surgeries, but that magazine cover is still photoshopped out the wazoo.
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Old 02-04-2014, 01:42 AM   #3884
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I wasn't talking about her cover picture. I was talking her body now. She was on the show and looked awesome.

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Old 02-04-2014, 10:25 PM   #3885
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Like your fantasy football team, Mr Football?

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It turns out I can't play *fantasy* football either.

**shrug**

I'm not equipped for that game. I don't have cable or satellite tv, nor do I have enough interest in the game, much less the individual players to work that program. I'll rejoin the stands next year and watch y'all duke it out.
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