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Old 06-05-2014, 04:25 PM   #3976
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I came in here to post this. I picked up a pound bag of lightly salted roasted almonds at Whole Foods yesterday. They are yummy to munch on as a snack.

As I picked one up to pop in my mouth, I noticed it had a fuzzy tail. WTF?
So I split it open and looked inside. Too dam small to see with my crappy eyes, but my phone can see.
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And I unfolded a couple of paper clips and started pulling the fuzzy tail apart. I think that's a bug!
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It was roasted, so safe to eat. But I chose not to.

Be careful with those almonds folks. Look at them before you pop them in your mouth,
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Old 06-05-2014, 04:26 PM   #3977
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Holy attachments Batman!

Edit: Phew. That's better.
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Old 06-05-2014, 04:28 PM   #3978
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omg omg omg omg omg omg

That's like a space being, in a nutshell. (snickers...and speaking of snickers I only really like Almonds in Hershey Chocolate Bars, and I just bought one, and now I may not be able to eat any of it. )

omg :barf:
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Old 06-05-2014, 04:41 PM   #3979
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I generally try to avoid casual profanity.
But FUCKING HELL!

Sue! Sue! Sue!
And I don't mean a boy called...
Complain anyway. At the least you'll get a refund.

What a horrible surprise. I've never even been that disappoint by the contents of a Kinder Egg.
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Old 06-05-2014, 05:12 PM   #3980
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That ain't just a bug. That's a bug wiv babies.
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Old 06-05-2014, 05:38 PM   #3981
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Gross me out dude! Oh, and WTF!
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Old 06-05-2014, 07:44 PM   #3982
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That is disgusting. If I were eating it, that piece would've gone into my mouth.
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Old 06-05-2014, 07:50 PM   #3983
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Roasted cock roach Yum!
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Old 06-05-2014, 11:02 PM   #3984
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See, that right there is why you should always get the chocolate covered so you won't see that shit.
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Old 06-07-2014, 01:07 AM   #3985
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This is a sentence i never thought I would say;

My neighbors are on a river cruise in Budapest and I will be feeding their sheep and rabbits for 10 days...
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Old 06-07-2014, 04:41 PM   #3986
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Yes, I'm sure that sentence wouldn't come up often.
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Old 06-07-2014, 08:26 PM   #3987
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Keens make my feet stink more than any other footwear I have worn. Ever. It's really remarkable.
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Old 06-07-2014, 10:02 PM   #3988
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Keens make my feet stink more than any other footwear I have worn. Ever. It's really remarkable.
What I find help reducing stinky feet (my own, hihi) is rock salt. I bought mine online but they sell these deodorant salt bars at the grocery stores. After shower, rub the salt rock on your feet. The salt will kill the bacteria on your feet and soon there will be no more smell.
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Old 06-08-2014, 05:05 AM   #3989
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We sell an unpasteurised cheddar called Keens.
Funnily enough it smells of feet.
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Old 06-11-2014, 12:31 AM   #3990
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Guide dog lands spot in yearbook next to girl he takes care of: 'They're such a great team'

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... He attends class every day with Rachel in San Antonio, Texas, and is connected to her via a buddy leash. "They're so cute together," Teresa said. "They're such a great team."

Taxi can alert family and teachers when Rachel is about to experience a seizure. "He predicts she's going to have a seizure up to an hour and half before it happens," Teresa explains. "It seems to be a smell that the body emits, but until dogs can talk we can never know for sure. ...
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