I hope you step on a Lego - Page 3

sexobon · 11-04-2014, 06:04 PM

I hope you don't mind, but

Gravdigr · 11-04-2014, 06:47 PM

Spare a square?

Clodfobble · 11-04-2014, 07:03 PM

I hope your coffee is too hot to drink, then by the time you remember to check it again, it's cold.

BigV · 11-04-2014, 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

I hope the hot young girl hitting on you in the bar turns out to be your daughter from a one night stand 20 years ago.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Old Boy!

No.

Spoiler below.

That was "The Judge" that that happened to. Actually, the judge was Robert DeNiro, the hit-upon was Robert Downey Jr.

Highlight at your peril.

Well, yeah, you are right. I had forgotten. Ew.

lumberjim · 11-04-2014, 08:06 PM

I hope you get a tickly nose hair and can't find it with tweezers

Undertoad · 11-04-2014, 08:59 PM

I hope you get a bag of mixed nuts and by chance there are no cashews in it.

monster · 11-04-2014, 09:01 PM

thank you

Undertoad · 11-04-2014, 09:08 PM

Because it's all brazil nuts.

lumberjim · 11-04-2014, 11:48 PM

And Nigger Toes.

I hope you crack your windshield

glatt · 11-05-2014, 08:28 AM

When I was a small kid, the adults called Brazil nuts “nigger toes.” Racism wasn't a concept to me then. The idea that they were “toes” bugged me.

classicman · 11-05-2014, 09:51 AM

^WHS. My mom turns all shades of red when retelling that story every holiday.

classicman · 11-05-2014, 09:52 AM

I hope you clip that nail a little too much.

Gravdigr · 11-05-2014, 12:50 PM

I hope your girlfriend develops a FUPA.

Gravdigr · 11-05-2014, 05:51 PM

I hope you scoot your eye out.

lumberjim · 11-06-2014, 07:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

I hope your girlfriend develops a FUPA.

Aka Vajomach

11-04-2014, 06:47 PM	#32
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11-04-2014, 07:03 PM	#33
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11-04-2014, 08:06 PM	#35
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I hope you get a tickly nose hair and can't find it with tweezers __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-04-2014, 09:01 PM	#37
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	thank you __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

11-04-2014, 11:48 PM	#39
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	And Nigger Toes. I hope you crack your windshield __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-04-2014, 06:04 PM	#31
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	I hope you don't mind, but

11-04-2014, 08:59 PM	#36
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	I hope you get a bag of mixed nuts and by chance there are no cashews in it.

11-04-2014, 09:08 PM	#38
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Because it's all brazil nuts.

11-05-2014, 08:28 AM	#40
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	When I was a small kid, the adults called Brazil nuts “nigger toes.” Racism wasn't a concept to me then. The idea that they were “toes” bugged me.

11-05-2014, 09:51 AM	#41
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	^WHS. My mom turns all shades of red when retelling that story every holiday. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

11-05-2014, 09:52 AM	#42
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	I hope you clip that nail a little too much. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

11-05-2014, 12:50 PM	#43
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I hope your girlfriend develops a FUPA. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-05-2014, 05:51 PM	#44
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I hope you scoot your eye out. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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