What is pissing you off this time? - Page 69

Carruthers · 12-21-2014, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by monster

Concussion often doesn't truly show until the next day. Be concerned if you have trouble sleeping or any headache other than pain from the bruise. And if you have any difficulty concentrating (unless you're reading a gravdigr late-night post

)

Thanks for the info, Monster.

All will be borne in mind over the next day or two, but things seem OK at the moment.

I hope...

busterb · 12-22-2014, 03:54 AM

well now that we have that. Think I'll go to bed.

Gravdigr · 12-22-2014, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by monster

(unless you're reading a gravdigr late-night post

)

Hey!

Gravdigr · 12-22-2014, 04:09 PM

Carruthers' plumbing troubles reminds me:

A doctor was getting ready for his day, when he realized the plumbing wasn't working. He called for a plumber, and after a while the fellow shows up, works for about twenty minutes, and presents the doctor with a bill for $400.

The doctor, upon seeing the bill, explodes "Holy shit, I'm a doctor, even I don't make that kind of money!".

The plumber replied "When I was a doctor, I didn't make that kind of money, either.".

DanaC · 12-22-2014, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by monster

Now I know I'm truly Americanized. You're paying the damn plumber aren't you? Sorry about your forehead. I presume you didn't want to inconvenience the medical profession by getting it checked out, so I hope you iced it and cleaned it out thoroughly -don't want to get any fibres from the insulation in there

Please to explain this for the hard of understanding

Clodfobble · 12-22-2014, 06:03 PM

I think she's implying that the British feel bad for inconveniencing professionals, whereas Americans feel no such guilt--we're paying them, they can damn well show up on a weekend when we need them and be grateful for our money.

monster · 12-22-2014, 06:55 PM

bingo

DanaC · 12-23-2014, 04:48 AM

Ahhh! ok that makes sense. I was thinking....do Americans not pay for plumbers?

:P

Gravdigr · 12-23-2014, 11:06 AM

The Affordable Plumbing Act was shot down.

classicman · 12-26-2014, 05:02 PM

hahahahahahahaa

Gravdigr · 12-26-2014, 05:49 PM

I swear to God, if the fast food chains start paying those stupid little fucktards $15/hour you will read/watch/hear about the shit that goes down in Gravdigrville.

If your curse on the world works at a fast food joint, when that ignorant stupid little waste of sperm gets off work you better hug that piece of shit tight, tell them how much you love them and that your ever so thankful they don't work in Kentucky.

Or, teach your goddamn sprog some manners, some respect, and how to count beyond three (3).

Carruthers · 12-26-2014, 05:55 PM

A less than positive experience at your local branch of McKentuckyfriedarbyburger?

Gravdigr · 12-27-2014, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Carruthers

Yet another less than positive experience at your local branch of McKentuckyfriedarbyburger?

Fixed it.

monster · 12-27-2014, 06:55 PM

you could stop going to such places? Or at least stop asking for a BJ at the drive-thru...

Carruthers · 12-27-2014, 10:35 PM

Two days on and we still don't know what happened.

Come on, Grav. Spill the beans...

...or the burgers.

12-22-2014, 03:54 AM	#1022
busterb NSABFD Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MS. usa Posts: 3,908	well now that we have that. Think I'll go to bed. __________________ I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch.

12-22-2014, 04:09 PM	#1024
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Carruthers' plumbing troubles reminds me: A doctor was getting ready for his day, when he realized the plumbing wasn't working. He called for a plumber, and after a while the fellow shows up, works for about twenty minutes, and presents the doctor with a bill for $400. The doctor, upon seeing the bill, explodes "Holy shit, I'm a doctor, even I don't make that kind of money!". The plumber replied "When I was a doctor, I didn't make that kind of money, either.". __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-22-2014, 06:03 PM	#1026
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	I think she's implying that the British feel bad for inconveniencing professionals, whereas Americans feel no such guilt--we're paying them, they can damn well show up on a weekend when we need them and be grateful for our money. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

12-22-2014, 06:55 PM	#1027
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	bingo __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

12-23-2014, 11:06 AM	#1029
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	The Affordable Plumbing Act was shot down. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-26-2014, 05:02 PM	#1030
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	hahahahahahahaa __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

12-26-2014, 05:49 PM	#1031
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I swear to God, if the fast food chains start paying those stupid little fucktards $15/hour you will read/watch/hear about the shit that goes down in Gravdigrville. If your curse on the world works at a fast food joint, when that ignorant stupid little waste of sperm gets off work you better hug that piece of shit tight, tell them how much you love them and that your ever so thankful they don't work in Kentucky. Or, teach your goddamn sprog some manners, some respect, and how to count beyond three (3). __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-26-2014, 05:55 PM	#1032
Carruthers Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Buckinghamshire UK Posts: 4,059	A less than positive experience at your local branch of McKentuckyfriedarbyburger?

12-27-2014, 06:55 PM	#1034
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	you could stop going to such places? Or at least stop asking for a BJ at the drive-thru... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

12-27-2014, 10:35 PM	#1035
Carruthers Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Buckinghamshire UK Posts: 4,059	Two days on and we still don't know what happened. Come on, Grav. Spill the beans... ...or the burgers.

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