Which would you rather fight

Undertoad · 12-29-2014, 03:11 PM

One horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses?

glatt · 12-29-2014, 03:36 PM

100 little horses.

What are they going to do, nibble you a little? Their little mouths would only open wide about a quarter of an inch or so.

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footfootfoot · 12-29-2014, 03:40 PM

HorseDucken?

Gravdigr · 12-29-2014, 03:43 PM

Sounds like a trick question...

...is there a tree, or, perhaps, a treadmill, involved?

glatt · 12-29-2014, 03:55 PM

Plus, how cute would that be?

You could catch them and then sell them as lap horses. You know, pets that you could carry around in your purse. You'd be rich!

zippyt · 12-29-2014, 04:10 PM

its a SHARK i tellz ya !!!

monster · 12-29-2014, 04:22 PM

can I have horse-sized duck tape as my weapon?

Clodfobble · 12-29-2014, 04:28 PM

Yeah, always better to fight something you can drop-kick if you need to.

Now, make it 100 duck-sized snakes, and I'll go back to considering my Giant Duck Saddle designs...

Gravdigr · 12-29-2014, 04:31 PM

Zip may be on to sumpin...

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Gravdigr · 12-29-2014, 04:34 PM

Riddle: What does a horse-size duck say?

QUACK!!

Carruthers · 12-29-2014, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

One horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses?

So, that's two gigantic webbed feet to tread on you or 400 small hooves to kick you.

This may need some more thought.

Griff · 12-29-2014, 04:54 PM

I think I'd focus on the single duck better. Two handed sword or bare hands?

Gravdigr · 12-29-2014, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Griff

I think I'd focus on the single duck better. Two handed sword or bare hands?

Whatever, send me the bill.

Griff · 12-29-2014, 05:24 PM

Ha!

sexobon · 12-29-2014, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Riddle: What does a horse-size duck say?

QUACK!!

It would be like a concussion grenade going off. It would stun you, then the duck would eat you.

12-29-2014, 03:11 PM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Which would you rather fight One horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses?

12-29-2014, 03:40 PM	#3
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	HorseDucken? __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

12-29-2014, 03:43 PM	#4
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12-29-2014, 04:10 PM	#6
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	its a SHARK i tellz ya !!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

12-29-2014, 04:22 PM	#7
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	can I have horse-sized duck tape as my weapon? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

12-29-2014, 03:36 PM	#2
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	100 little horses. What are they going to do, nibble you a little? Their little mouths would only open wide about a quarter of an inch or so.

12-29-2014, 03:55 PM	#5
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Plus, how cute would that be? You could catch them and then sell them as lap horses. You know, pets that you could carry around in your purse. You'd be rich!

12-29-2014, 04:28 PM	#8
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Yeah, always better to fight something you can drop-kick if you need to. Now, make it 100 duck-sized snakes, and I'll go back to considering my Giant Duck Saddle designs... __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

12-29-2014, 04:31 PM	#9
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Zip may be on to sumpin... __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-29-2014, 04:34 PM	#10
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Riddle: What does a horse-size duck say? *QUACK!!* __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-29-2014, 04:54 PM	#12
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	I think I'd focus on the single duck better. Two handed sword or bare hands? __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

12-29-2014, 05:24 PM	#14
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Ha! __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

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