Christmas Gifts

xoxoxoBruce · 01-02-2015, 06:58 PM

I got the Pox for Christmas. Not a lesser Pox, the Great pox, better know as Syphilis.
At first I thought it was a shower tool, to clean my... uh, parts.

And a No-Pen, retractable ballpoint with a button on the back.
If someone tries to borrow it, just point and push. It will hurl 14 different voices/variations of "no".

I looked up the batteries for the pen and found LR-44(A-76) range from 19 cents to $3 each, online.

But the Lava Egg takes no batteries.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-02-2015, 10:01 PM

The shark starts automatically when it's wet, and stops after 5 minutes or if it swims up your urethra.

High speed is the year's understatement. This thing skitters around fast enough to rattle your logic... It's alive, it's alive!

Hey, no batteries to buy. Who wouldn't love a solar powered cockroach that scurries and jumps?

These toys are pretty cheap, but that's relative because $10 or $15 is considered cheap these days. I can see a family with several kids spending a lot of money on stocking stuffers of this ilk. They also appear to be being replaced by apps in many cases.

01-02-2015, 06:58 PM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Christmas Gifts I got the Pox for Christmas. Not a lesser Pox, the Great pox, better know as Syphilis. At first I thought it was a shower tool, to clean my... uh, parts. And a No-Pen, retractable ballpoint with a button on the back. If someone tries to borrow it, just point and push. It will hurl 14 different voices/variations of "no". I looked up the batteries for the pen and found LR-44(A-76) range from 19 cents to $3 each, online. But the Lava Egg takes no batteries. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-02-2015, 10:01 PM	#2
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	The shark starts automatically when it's wet, and stops after 5 minutes or if it swims up your urethra. High speed is the year's understatement. This thing skitters around fast enough to rattle your logic... It's alive, it's alive! Hey, no batteries to buy. Who wouldn't love a solar powered cockroach that scurries and jumps? These toys are pretty cheap, but that's relative because $10 or $15 is considered cheap these days. I can see a family with several kids spending a lot of money on stocking stuffers of this ilk. They also appear to be being replaced by apps in many cases. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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