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05-14-2016, 07:05 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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Luxury!!
When I was a lass, we had to tickle the shit into our empty carcasses first. |
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05-18-2016, 12:11 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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Not relative to any previous posts.
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05-26-2016, 10:52 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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I could use that on one of my nighttime cow orkers. Just for 5 seconds, shut it? Please?
 Random thought: No matter how many times I read it, I will never stop cracking up at client correspondence that tells us they have a mister meanor (or meaner or meener, etc.) |
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05-26-2016, 02:19 PM
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Goon Squad Leader
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Ha ha
Especially when everybody knows it's MISS and not MISTER.
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05-28-2016, 04:31 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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Miss Appropriate! Ha...get it...thieves...get it?
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05-30-2016, 12:39 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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06-14-2016, 04:53 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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06-19-2016, 09:06 PM
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If they can afford a hundred tattoos why can't they afford teeth?
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06-19-2016, 11:00 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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they paid for the tattoos with teeth. it's nice to be able to admire your naked body in the mirror while you suck down your pureed burger and fries
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06-19-2016, 11:20 PM
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I love it when a plan comes together.
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06-19-2016, 11:40 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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I wonder if the tooth fairy is inked?
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06-20-2016, 12:34 AM
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The future is unwritten
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You'd be amazed at the range of foods that can be eaten without teeth, just by taking your time and gumming the hell out of it.
When growing teeth in the lab gets cheap, the tooth fairy is in trouble. 
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06-20-2016, 07:20 AM
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still says videotape
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06-20-2016, 10:46 AM
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I can hear my ears
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I rode all day yesterday in shorts. Sunscreen attracts a lot of grime, so I had greasy grey shins. I had to shower last night at 1 am when i realized that I could, in no way, get into my bed like that. This morning, I was happy that I didn't have to shave or shower. But.
I forgot deodorant. It's going to be 92 here today. oops. I hope that skip a day thing is legit.
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