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Gravdigr · 06-09-2016, 04:23 PM

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xoxoxoBruce · 06-13-2016, 09:53 AM

Yum...

Gravdigr · 06-14-2016, 04:37 PM

After Johnny died, he approached St. Peter at the pearly gates. St. Peter asked "What, in your opinion, was your most noble deed?" "Uh, well, I saw some huge bikers harassing people outside a bar once, so I went up to the biggest, baddest guy and ripped out his nose ring." Impressed, St. Peter asked, "Well, when was all this?" "Oh, about 5 minutes ago."

Gravdigr · 06-20-2016, 03:00 PM

Gravdigr · 06-21-2016, 04:12 PM

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Gravdigr · 06-25-2016, 02:00 PM

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-29-2016, 04:31 PM

Staid old England...

Gravdigr · 06-30-2016, 06:20 PM

What do you do if your bassist is drowning?

Throw him his amp.

BigV · 07-06-2016, 04:49 PM

Why do IT folks get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

glatt · 07-06-2016, 05:20 PM

I dunno. Why?

BigV · 07-06-2016, 08:53 PM

Because

OCT 31 == DEC 25

xoxoxoBruce · 07-06-2016, 11:19 PM

Strip club...

Gravdigr · 08-18-2016, 05:15 PM

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glatt · 08-19-2016, 09:18 AM

excellent!

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06-09-2016, 04:23 PM	#5476
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06-13-2016, 09:53 AM	#5477
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Yum... Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-14-2016, 04:37 PM	#5478
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	After Johnny died, he approached St. Peter at the pearly gates. St. Peter asked "What, in your opinion, was your most noble deed?" "Uh, well, I saw some huge bikers harassing people outside a bar once, so I went up to the biggest, baddest guy and ripped out his nose ring." Impressed, St. Peter asked, "Well, when was all this?" "Oh, about 5 minutes ago." __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-20-2016, 03:00 PM	#5479
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	__________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-21-2016, 04:12 PM	#5480
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	__________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-25-2016, 02:00 PM	#5481
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-29-2016, 04:31 PM	#5482
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Staid old England... Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-30-2016, 06:20 PM	#5483
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	What do you do if your bassist is drowning? Throw him his amp. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

07-06-2016, 04:49 PM	#5484
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Why do IT folks get Halloween and Christmas mixed up? __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

07-06-2016, 05:20 PM	#5485
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I dunno. Why?

07-06-2016, 08:53 PM	#5486
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Because OCT 31 == DEC 25 __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

07-06-2016, 11:19 PM	#5487
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Strip club... Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-18-2016, 05:15 PM	#5488
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	__________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-19-2016, 09:18 AM	#5489
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	excellent!

08-31-2016, 02:55 PM	#5490
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