Schmuck | Definition of Schmuck by Merriam-Webster

johnnyclately · 10-14-2016, 11:47 AM

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/schmuck

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Gravdigr · 10-14-2016, 11:52 AM

Heh, have someone specific in mind, do ya?

glatt · 10-14-2016, 12:02 PM

I love it that in German, Schmuck means jewelry. You walk down the streets of cities there, and there are windows full of shiny bling with the huge word SCHMUCK printed over them. It always made me silently agree with them. Anyone who spends a king's ransom on shiny bits of metal or glittery rocks is a schmuck indeed.

lumberjim · 10-14-2016, 12:14 PM

You know what you'll find when you look up "Idiot" in the dictionary?

A picture of me?

No!. You'll find the definition of the word "Idiot". Which you fucking are!

~Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

johnnyclately · 10-19-2016, 07:48 PM

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fargon · 10-20-2016, 12:21 AM

What was sent from your LG-V410 using Tapatalk?

John Sellers · 10-20-2016, 03:22 AM

Seems like Johnny's tryin' to increase his thread count.

johnnyclately · 10-20-2016, 06:19 AM

Just experimenting...seeing how this app works...

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lumberjim · 10-20-2016, 09:53 AM

Works best when you put words in there

Gravdigr · 10-20-2016, 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnnyclately

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Scent...just sayin'.

Gravdigr · 10-20-2016, 04:05 PM

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Clodfobble · 10-20-2016, 04:12 PM

More important is the origin: Yiddish for penis.

Also, "dork" used to mean penis. I learned this from Gary Larson, when he told the story of a newspaper rejecting his comic's punchline even though he clearly meant it as "nerd."

Gravdigr · 10-20-2016, 04:17 PM

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Oh my.

10-14-2016, 11:47 AM	#1
johnnyclately Writer of Writings Join Date: Sep 2016 Posts: 14	Schmuck \| Definition of Schmuck by Merriam-Webster http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/schmuck Sent from my LG-V410 using Tapatalk

10-14-2016, 11:52 AM	#2
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Heh, have someone specific in mind, do ya? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-14-2016, 12:14 PM	#4
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	You know what you'll find when you look up "Idiot" in the dictionary? A picture of me? No!. You'll find the definition of the word "Idiot". Which you fucking are! ~Kiss Kiss Bang Bang __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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10-20-2016, 09:53 AM	#9
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Works best when you put words in there __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-14-2016, 12:02 PM	#3
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I love it that in German, Schmuck means jewelry. You walk down the streets of cities there, and there are windows full of shiny bling with the huge word SCHMUCK printed over them. It always made me silently agree with them. Anyone who spends a king's ransom on shiny bits of metal or glittery rocks is a schmuck indeed.

10-19-2016, 07:48 PM	#5
johnnyclately Writer of Writings Join Date: Sep 2016 Posts: 14	Sent from my LG-V410 using Tapatalk

10-20-2016, 03:22 AM	#7
John Sellers Banned Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 807	Seems like Johnny's tryin' to increase his thread count.

10-20-2016, 06:19 AM	#8
johnnyclately Writer of Writings Join Date: Sep 2016 Posts: 14	Just experimenting...seeing how this app works... Sent from my LG-V410 using Tapatalk

10-20-2016, 04:05 PM	#11
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	__________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-20-2016, 04:12 PM	#12
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	More important is the origin: Yiddish for penis. Also, "dork" used to mean penis. I learned this from Gary Larson, when he told the story of a newspaper rejecting his comic's punchline even though he clearly meant it as "nerd." __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

10-20-2016, 04:17 PM	#13
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Oh my. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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