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Thanks for correcting me on that lyric. I confused the two. My head transposes my facts (and lyrics) sometimes.
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I still bet she liked it.
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1773 – Captain James Cook commands the first expedition to sail south of the Antarctic Circle. 1811 – Mexican War of Independence: In the Battle of Calderσn Bridge, a heavily outnumbered Spanish force of 6,000 troops defeats nearly 100,000 Mexican revolutionaries. 1893 – Lorrin A. Thurston, along with the Citizens' Committee of Public Safety, led the Overthrow of the Kingdom of Hawaii and the government of Queen Liliʻuokalani. 1899 – The United States takes possession of Wake Island in the Pacific Ocean. 1904 – Anton Chekhov's The Cherry Orchard receives its premiere performance at the Moscow Art Theatre. 1912 – Robert Falcon Scott's ill-fated Terra Nova Expedition reached the South Pole, only to find Roald Amundsen's team, who had beaten them by 33 days. 1917 – The United States pays Denmark $25 million for the Virgin Islands. 1929 – Popeye the Sailor Man, a cartoon character created by E. C. Segar, first appears in the Thimble Theatre comic strip. 1944 – World War II: Allied forces launch the first of four assaults on Monte Cassino with the intention of breaking through the Winter Line and seizing Rome, an effort that would ultimately take four months, and cost 105,000 Allied casualties. 1945 – The SS-Totenkopfverbδnde begin the evacuation of the Auschwitz concentration camp as Soviet forces close in. 1945 – World War II: The Vistula–Oder Offensive forces German troops out of Warsaw. 1945 – Swedish diplomat Raoul Wallenberg [posthumously, one of only eight Honarary Citizens of The United States] is taken into Soviet custody while in Hungary; he is never publicly seen again. 1950 – The Great Brink's Robbery: Eleven thieves steal more than $2 million from an armored car company's offices in Boston. Only $58,000 of the $2.7 million was recovered. 1961 – U.S. President Dwight D. Eisenhower delivers a televised farewell address to the nation three days before leaving office, in which he warns against the accumulation of power by the "military–industrial complex" as well as the dangers of massive spending, especially deficit spending. 1966 – Palomares incident: A B-52 bomber collides with a KC-135 Stratotanker over Spain, killing seven airmen, and dropping three 70-kiloton nuclear bombs near the town of Palomares, and another one into the sea. 1981 – President of the Philippines Ferdinand Marcos lifts martial law eight years and five months after declaring it. 1991 – Operation Desert Storm begins early in the morning. Iraq fires eight Scud missiles into Israel in an unsuccessful bid to provoke Israeli retaliation. 1994 – The Northridge earthquake shakes the Greater Los Angeles Area with a maximum Mercalli intensity of IX (Violent), leaving 57 people dead and more than 8,700 injured. 1995 – The Great Hanshin earthquake shakes the southern Hyōgo Prefecture with a maximum Shindo of VII, leaving 5,502–6,434 people dead, and 251,301–310,000 displaced. 1997 – Cape Canaveral Air Force Station: A Delta II carrying a GPS2R satellite explodes 13 seconds after launch, dropping 250 tons of burning rocket remains around the launch pad. 1998 – Lewinsky scandal: Matt Drudge breaks the story of the Bill Clinton–Monica Lewinsky affair on his Drudge Report website. 2002 – Mount Nyiragongo erupts in the Democratic Republic of the Congo, displacing an estimated 400,000 people. 2007 – The Doomsday Clock is set to five minutes to midnight in response to North Korea's nuclear testing. 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1486 – King Henry VII of England marries Elizabeth of York, daughter of Edward IV. 1535 – Spanish conquistador Francisco Pizarro founds Lima, the capital of Peru. 1670 – Henry Morgan captures Panama. 1778 – James Cook is the first known European to visit the Hawaiian Islands, which he names the "Sandwich Islands". 1788 – The first elements of the First Fleet carrying 736 convicts from Great Britain to Australia arrive at Botany Bay. 1884 – Dr. William Price attempts to cremate the body of his infant son, Jesus Christ Price, setting a legal precedent for cremation in the United Kingdom. 1886 – Modern hockey is born with the formation of The Hockey Association in England. 1911 – Eugene B. Ely lands on the deck of the USS Pennsylvania stationed in San Francisco Bay, the first time an aircraft landed on a ship. 1919 – World War I: The Paris Peace Conference opens in Versailles, France. 1960 – Capital Airlines Flight 20 crashes into a farm in Charles City County, Virginia, [Charles City County, VA is not a misprint] killing all 50 aboard, the third fatal Capital Airlines crash in as many years. 1967 – Albert DeSalvo, "The Boston Strangler", is convicted of numerous crimes and is sentenced to life imprisonment. 1974 – A Disengagement of Forces agreement is signed between the Israeli and Egyptian governments, ending conflict on the Egyptian front of the Yom Kippur War. 1974 - Former members from Free, (Paul Rodgers & Simon Kirke), Mott The Hoople (Mick Ralphs), and King Crimson, (Boz Burrell), formed Bad Company. The band went on to score a US No.1 album with their debut release. 1977 – Scientists identify a previously unknown bacterium, Legionella, as the cause of the mysterious Legionnaires' disease. 1981 – Phil Smith and Phil Mayfield parachute off a Houston skyscraper, becoming the first two people to BASE jump from objects in all four categories: buildings, antennae, spans (bridges), and earth (cliffs). 1983 – The International Olympic Committee restores Jim Thorpe's Olympic medals to his family. 1989 - At just 38 years old, Stevie Wonder became the youngest living person to be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. 1990 – Washington, D.C. Mayor Marion Barry is arrested for drug possession (crack cocaine) in an FBI sting. 1993 – Martin Luther King, Jr. Day is officially observed for the first time in all 50 states. 2000 - Spencer Goodman was executed by lethal injection in Huntsville, Texas. Goodman was convicted of kidnapping and murdering the wife of ZZ Top manager Bill Ham in 1991. Ham was present for the execution. 2003 – A bushfire kills four people and destroys more than 500 homes in Canberra, Australia. 2007 – The strongest storm in the United Kingdom in 17 years kills 14 people and Germany sees the worst storm since 1999 with 13 deaths. Hurricane Kyrill causes at least 44 deaths across 20 countries in Western Europe. [Peak wind gust of 155 mph.] 2016 - The Eagles guitarist Glenn Frey died at the age of 67 in New York City from complications arising from rheumatoid arthritis, colitis and pneumonia. Births 1782 – Daniel Webster; 1854 – Thomas A. Watson (assistant to Alexander Graham Bell); 1882 – A. A. Milne (author Winnie-The-Pooh); 1888 – Thomas Sopwith (Sopwith Camel); 1892 – Oliver Hardy (Laurel & Hardy); 1904 – Cary Grant; 1911 – Danny Kaye; 1933 – John Boorman; 1933 – Ray Dolby (founded Dolby Laboratories); 1938 – Curt Flood; 1941 – Bobby Goldsboro♪ ♫; 1941 – David Ruffin♪ ♫(The Temptations); 1943 – Paul Freeman ('Belloq' in Raiders of the Lost Ark); 1944 – Paul Keating; 1950 – Gilles Villeneuve; 1954 – Tom Bailey♪ ♫(The Thompson Twins); 1954 – Ted DiBiase; 1955 – Kevin Costner; 1961 – Mark Messier; 1969 – Dave Bautista; 1969 – Jesse L. Martin (Law & Order, Rent); 1971 – Jonathan Davis♪ ♫(Korn); 1971 – Christian Fittipaldi(Emerson Fittipaldi's nephew); 1973 – Luther Dickinson(North Mississippi All Stars); 1980 – Jason Segel (How I Met Your Mother, Despicable Me, Forgetting Sarah Marshall) Deaths 1862 – John Tyler (10th POTUS); 1936 – Rudyard Kipling; 1952 – Curly Howard (The Three Stooges); 1954 – Sydney Greenstreet (The Maltese Falcon, Casablanca); 1966 – Kathleen Norris; 2005 – Lamont Bentley (Moesha, The Parkers); 2010 – Kate McGarrigle♪ ♫; 2011 – Sargent Shriver; 2015 – Dallas Taylor(Crosby, Stills, & Nash); 2016 – Glenn Frey(The Eagles)
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Today Texas celebrates Confederate Heroes Day, while much of the southern U.S. (including Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia and Mississippi) celebrates today as Robert E. Lee Day. Events 1419 – Hundred Years' War: Rouen surrenders to Henry V of England, completing his reconquest of Normandy. 1661 – Thomas Venner is hanged, drawn and quartered in London. 1817 – An army of 5,423 soldiers, led by General Josι de San Martνn, crosses the Andes from Argentina to liberate Chile and then Peru. 1829 – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe's Faust: The First Part of the Tragedy receives its premiere performance. 1853 – Giuseppe Verdi's opera Il trovatore receives its premiere performance in Rome. 1861 – American Civil War: Georgia joins South Carolina, Florida, Mississippi, and Alabama in seceding from the United States. 1862 – American Civil War: Battle of Mill Springs: The Confederacy suffers its first significant defeat in the conflict. 1915 – Georges Claude patents the neon discharge tube for use in advertising. 1915 – World War I: German zeppelins bomb the towns of Great Yarmouth and King's Lynn in the United Kingdom killing at least 20 people, in the first major aerial bombardment of a civilian target. 1917 – Seventy-three people are killed and 400 injured in an explosion in a munitions plant in London. 1920 – The United States Senate votes against joining the League of Nations. 1937 – Howard Hughes sets a new air record by flying from Los Angeles to New York City in seven hours, 28 minutes, 25 seconds. 1945 – World War II: Soviet forces liberate the Łσdź Ghetto. Of more than 200,000 inhabitants in 1940, less than 900 had survived the Nazi occupation. 1953 – Almost 72% of all television sets in the United States are tuned into I Love Lucy to watch Lucy give birth. 1971 - Tracks from The Beatles' The White Album (including 'Helter Skelter'), were played in the courtroom at the Sharon Tate murder trial to find out if any songs could have influenced Charles Manson and his followers to commit murder. Actress Sharon Tate who was married to film director Roman Polanski, was eight and a half months pregnant when she was murdered in her home, along with four others, by followers of Charles Manson. 1977 – President Gerald Ford pardons Iva Toguri D'Aquino (a.k.a. "Tokyo Rose"). 1978 – The last Volkswagen Beetle made in Germany leaves VW's plant in Emden. Beetle production in Latin America continues until 2003. 1981 – Iran hostage crisis: United States and Iranian officials sign an agreement to release 52 American hostages after 14 months of captivity. 1983 – Nazi war criminal Klaus Barbie is arrested in Bolivia. 1983 – The Apple Lisa, the first commercial personal computer from Apple Inc. to have a graphical user interface and a computer mouse, is announced. 1986 – The first IBM PC computer virus is released into the wild. A boot sector virus dubbed (c)Brain, it was created by the Farooq Alvi Brothers in Lahore, Pakistan, reportedly to deter unauthorized copying of the software they had written. 1988 - Bon Jovi and Mφtley Crόe manager Doc McGhee pleaded guilty to importing more than 40,000lb of marijuana into the US from Colombia via a shrimp boat. 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Today is International Fetish Day, so, get your freak on! Today is Inauguration Day in the United States. We swore in a brand new President today! And there was much rejoicing...by some. Others, not so much. Events 1265 – The first English parliament to include not only Lords but also representatives of the major towns holds its first meeting in the Palace of Westminster, now commonly known as the "Houses of Parliament". 1356 – Edward Balliol surrenders his claim to the Scottish throne to Edward III in exchange for an English pension. 1649 – Charles I of England goes on trial for treason and other "high crimes". 1783 – The Kingdom of Great Britain signs a peace treaty with France and Spain, officially ending hostilities in the American Revolutionary War. 1841 – Hong Kong Island is occupied by the British. 1887 – The United States Senate allows the Navy to lease Pearl Harbor as a naval base. 1920 – The American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) is founded. 1929 – In Old Arizona, the first full-length talking motion picture filmed outdoors, is released. 1936 – Edward VIII becomes King of the United Kingdom. 1937 – Franklin Delano Roosevelt and John Nance Garner are sworn in for their second terms as U.S. President and U.S. Vice President, the first occasion a Presidential Inauguration to take place on 20 January following the ratification of the 20th Amendment. 1942 – World War II: At the Wannsee Conference held in the Berlin suburb of Wannsee, senior Nazi German officials discuss the implementation of the "Final Solution to the Jewish question". 1945 – World War II: Germany begins the evacuation of 1.8 million people from East Prussia, a task which will take nearly two months. 1949 – Point Four Program a program for economic aid to poor countries announced by United States President Harry S Truman in his inaugural address for a full term as President. 1981 – Twenty minutes after Ronald Reagan was inaugurated, Iran releases 52 American hostages. 1986 – In the United States, Martin Luther King, Jr. Day is celebrated as a federal holiday for the first time. 2009 – A protest movement in Iceland culminates as the 2009 Icelandic financial crisis protests start. 2009 – Barack Obama (remember him?) is inaugurated as the 44th President of the United States of America, becoming the first African-American United States President. 2017 – Donald Trump is inaugurated as the 45th President of the United States of America, becoming the first United States President to have never held political office. Births 1798 – Anson Jones; 1894 – Harold Gray (created Little Orphan Annie); 1896 – George Burns; 1906 – Aristotle Onassis; 1920 – Federico Fellini; 1920 – DeForest Kelley (Star Trek TOS); 1923 – Slim Whitman♪ ♫; 1926 – Patricia Neal; 1929 – Arte Johnson; 1929 – Fireball Roberts; 1930 – Buzz Aldrin; 1934 – Tom Baker (4th Doctor Who); 1946 – David Lynch; 1952 – Paul Stanley(KISS); 1956 – Bill Maher (American asshat); 1958 – Lorenzo Lamas; 1959 – R. A. Salvatore; 1959 – Tami Hoag; 1960 – Scott Thunes; 1963 – James Denton (Desperate Housewives); 1964 – Jack Lewis; 1965 – John Michael Montgomery♪ ♫; 1966 – Rainn Wilson; 1967 – Stacey Dash; 1970 – Skeet Ulrich; 1971 – Questlove♪ ♫ Deaths 1965 – Alan Freed; 1984 – Johnny Weissmuller (Tarzan movies); 1990 – Barbara Stanwyck (The Big Valley); 1993 – Audrey Hepburn; 2003 – Al Hirschfeld; 2012 – Etta James♪ ♫
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Today is Nat'l Hugging Day in the U.S., so hug somebody, dammit! Events 1535 Following the Affair of the Placards, French Protestants are burned at the stake in front of the Cathedral of Notre Dame de Paris. 1789 The first American novel, The Power of Sympathy or the Triumph of Nature Founded in Truth, is printed in Boston. 1793 After being found guilty of treason by the French National Convention, Louis XVI of France is executed by guillotine. 1861 American Civil War: Jefferson Davis resigns from the United States Senate. 1911 The first Monte Carlo Rally takes place. 1915 Kiwanis International is founded in Detroit. 1950 American lawyer and government official Alger Hiss is convicted of perjury. 1961 Four hundred thirty-five workers are buried alive when a mine in Coalbrook, Free State, South Africa collapses. 1968 Vietnam War: Battle of Khe Sanh: One of the most publicized and controversial battles of the war begins. 1976 Commercial service of Concorde begins with the London-Bahrain and Paris-Rio routes. 1981 Production of the iconic DeLorean DMC-12 sports car begins in Dunmurry, Northern Ireland. 1999 War on Drugs: In one of the largest drug busts in American history, the United States Coast Guard intercepts a ship with over 4,300 kilograms (9,500 lb) of cocaine on board. 2004 NASA's MER-A (the Mars Rover Spirit) ceases communication with mission control. The problem lies in the management of its flash memory and is fixed remotely from Earth on February 6. Births 1738 Ethan Allen; 1813 John C. Frιmont; 1824 Stonewall Jackson; 1905 Christian Dior; 1905 Karl Wallenda (of The Flying Wallendas); 1922 Telly Savalas; 1924 Benny Hill; 1938 Wolfman Jack; 1940 Jack Nicklaus; 1941 Plαcido Domingo♪ ♫; 1941 Richie Havens♪ ♫; 1942 Mac Davis♪ ♫; 1942 Edwin Starr♪ ♫(sang "War"); 1947 Jill Eikenberry; 1950 Billy Ocean♪ ♫(sang "Caribbean Queen"); 1951 Eric Holder; 1953 Paul Allen (co-founded Microsoft); 1956 Robby Benson; 1956 Geena Davis; 1960 Toxey Haas (Mossy Oak camo); 1965 Jam Master Jay♪ ♫; 1970 Ken Leung (lost); 1985 Salvatore Giunta (genuine American bad-ass) Deaths 1793 Louis XVI of France; 1901 Elisha Gray (co-founded Western Electric); 1924 Vladimir Lenin; 1959 Cecil B. DeMille ("I must've killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille."; 1967 Ann Sheridan; 1983 Lamar Williams(The Allman Bros); 1998 Jack Lord (Hawaii Five-O); 1999 Susan Strasberg; 2002 Peggy Lee♪ ♫
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January 23
Today is Nat'l Pie Day in the U.S. Events 971 Using crossbows, Song dynasty troops soundly defeat a war elephant corps of the Southern Han at Shao. 1556 The deadliest earthquake in history, the Shaanxi earthquake, hits Shaanxi province, China. The death toll may have been as high as 830,000. 1570 James Stewart, 1st Earl of Moray, regent for the infant King James VI of Scotland, is assassinated by firearm, the first recorded instance of such. 1656 Blaise Pascal publishes the first of his Lettres provinciales. 1795 After an extraordinary charge across the frozen Zuiderzee, the French cavalry captured 14 Dutch ships and 850 guns, in a rare occurrence of a battle between ships and cavalry. 1849 Elizabeth Blackwell is awarded her M.D. by the Geneva Medical College of Geneva, New York, becoming the United States' first female doctor. 1870 In Montana, U.S. cavalrymen kill 173 Native Americans, mostly women and children, in what becomes known as the Marias Massacre. 1909 RMS Republic, a passenger ship of the White Star Line, becomes the first ship to use the CQD distress signal after colliding with another ship, the SS Florida, off the Massachusetts coastline, an event that kills six people. The Republic sinks the next day. 1920 The Netherlands refuses to surrender the exiled Kaiser Wilhelm II of Germany to the Allies. 1957 American inventor Walter Frederick Morrison sells the rights to his flying disc to the Wham-O toy company, which later renames it the "Frisbee". 1960 The bathyscaphe USS Trieste breaks a depth record by descending to 10,911 metres (35,797 ft) in the Pacific Ocean. 1967 Milton Keynes (England) is founded as a new town by Order in Council, with a planning brief to become a city of 250,000 people. 1973 United States President Richard Nixon announces that a peace accord has been reached in Vietnam. 1986 The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inducts its first members: Little Richard, Chuck Berry, James Brown, Ray Charles, Fats Domino, The Everly Brothers, Buddy Holly, Jerry Lee Lewis and Elvis Presley. 1997 Madeleine Albright becomes the first woman to serve as United States Secretary of State. 1998 Netscape announced Mozilla, with the intention to release Communicator code as open source. 2002 U.S. journalist Daniel Pearl is kidnapped in Karachi, Pakistan and subsequently murdered. 2003 A very weak signal from Pioneer 10 (launched Mar 3, 1972) is detected for the last time, but no usable data can be extracted. Births 1737 John Hancock; 1832 Ιdouard Manet; 1855 John Browning; 1898 Randolph Scott; 1907 Dan Duryea; 1910 Django Reinhardt; 1913 Wally Parks; 1919 Ernie Kovacs; 1920 Walter Frederick Morrison; 1933 Chita Rivera; 1943 Gil Gerard; 1944 Rutger Hauer; 1950 Richard Dean Anderson; 1951 Chesley Sullenberger; 1953 Robin Zander; 1964 Mariska Hargitay; 1974 Tiffani Thiessen Deaths 1622 William Baffin; 1803 Arthur Guinness; 1883 Gustave Dorι; 1944 Edvard Munch; 1973 Kid Ory; 1976 Paul Robeson; 1977 Toots Shor; 1978 Jack Oakie; 1989 Salvador Dalν; 2003 Nell Carter; 2004 Bob Keeshan; 2005 Johnny Carson; 2011 Jack LaLanne; 2015 Ernie Banks
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January 24
Today is Moebius Syndrome Awareness Day. Events 1848 – California Gold Rush: James W. Marshall finds gold at Sutter's Mill near Sacramento. 1908 – The first Boy Scout troop is organized in England by Robert Baden-Powell. 1916 – In Brushaber v. Union Pacific Railroad Co., the Supreme Court of the United States declares the federal income tax constitutional. 1943 – World War II: Franklin D. Roosevelt and Winston Churchill conclude a conference in Casablanca. 1961 – Goldsboro B-52 crash: A bomber carrying two H-bombs breaks up in mid-air over North Carolina. The uranium core of one weapon remains lost. 1968 – Vietnam War: The 1st Australian Task Force launches Operation Coburg against the North Vietnamese Army and Viet Cong during wider fighting around Long Bμnh and Biκn Hςa. 1972 – Japanese Sgt. Shoichi Yokoi is found hiding in a Guam jungle, where he had been since the end of World War II. 1978 – Soviet satellite Kosmos 954, with a nuclear reactor on board, burns up in Earth's atmosphere, scattering radioactive debris over Canada's Northwest Territories. Only 1% is recovered. 2003 – The United States Department of Homeland Security officially begins operation. 2005 - Country singer Lynn Anderson was arrested for shoplifting after being caught stealing a Harry Potter DVD from a New Mexico supermarket and punching a police officer during her arrest. Births 76 – Hadrian; 1862 – Edith Wharton; 1905 – J. Howard Marshall; 1917 – Ernest Borgnine; 1918 – Oral Roberts; 1919 – Coleman Francis; 1939 – Ray Stevens♪ ♫; 1941 – Neil Diamond♪ ♫; 1941 – Aaron Neville♪ ♫; 1943 – Sharon Tate; 1946 – Michael Ontkean; 1947 – Warren Zevon♪ ♫; 1949 – John Belushi; 1951 – Yakov Smirnoff; 1958 – Jools Holland♪ ♫; 1961 – Nastassja Kinski; 1967 – Phil LaMarr; 1968 – Mary Lou Retton; 1970 – Matthew Lillard; 1974 – Ed Helms; 1979 – Nik Wallenda; 1983 – Scott Speed; 1986 – Mischa Barton Deaths 41 – Caligula; 1920 – Amedeo Modigliani; 1965 – Winston Churchill; 1971 – Bill W.; 1975 – Larry Fine; 1983 – George Cukor; 1986 – L. Ron Hubbard; 1986 – Gordon MacRae; 1993 – Thurgood Marshall; 2010 – Pernell Roberts; 2015 – Joe Franklin
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January 25
Tonight Scots, and fans of Robert Burns, celebrate Burns Night. Events 41 After a night of negotiation, Claudius is accepted as Roman Emperor by the Senate. 1533 Henry VIII of England secretly marries his already-pregnant second wife Anne Boleyn. 1787 Shays's Rebellion: The rebellion's largest confrontation, outside the Springfield Armory, results in the killing of four rebels and the wounding of twenty. 1858 The Wedding March by Felix Mendelssohn is played at the marriage of Queen Victoria's daughter, Victoria, and Friedrich of Prussia, and becomes a popular wedding processional. 1890 Nellie Bly completes her round-the-world journey in 72 days. 1909 Richard Strauss's opera Elektra receives its debut performance at the Dresden State Opera. 1915 Alexander Graham Bell inaugurates U.S. transcontinental telephone service, speaking from New York to Thomas Watson in San Francisco. 1924 The 1924 Winter Olympics opens in Chamonix, in the French Alps, the first Winter Olympic Games. 1937 The Guiding Light debuts on NBC radio from Chicago. In 1952 it moves to CBS television, where it remains until September 18, 2009. 1945 World War II: The Battle of the Bulge ends. 1947 Thomas Goldsmith Jr. files a patent for a "Cathode Ray Tube Amusement Device", the first ever electronic game. 1949 The first Emmy Awards are presented; at the Hollywood Athletic Club. 1960 The National Association of Broadcasters reacts to the "payola" scandal by threatening fines for any disc jockeys who accept money for playing particular records. 1961 In Washington, D.C., President John F. Kennedy delivers the first live presidential television news conference. 1964 Blue Ribbon Sports is founded by University of Oregon track and field athletes, which would later become Nike. 1971 Charles Manson and three female "Family" members are found guilty of the 1969 TateLaBianca murders. 1971 Idi Amin leads a coup deposing Milton Obote and becomes Uganda's president. 1975 - The last Sunbury Rock Festival in Victoria, Australia was held. The promoters, who had taken heavy losses only paid Deep Purple. AC/DC were scheduled to play after Deep Purple but a fight started on stage between road crews after Deep Purple's set, when they began packing up the lights and PA, and denied AC/DC use of them, who then left the festival site without playing at all. 1993 Five people are shot outside the CIA Headquarters in Langley, Virginia. Two are killed and three wounded. 1995 The Norwegian rocket incident: Russia almost launches a nuclear attack after it mistakes Black Brant XII, a Norwegian research rocket, for a US Trident missile. 1996 Billy Bailey becomes the last person to be hanged in the USA. 2011 The first wave of the Egyptian revolution begins in Egypt, with a series of street demonstrations, marches, rallies, acts of civil disobedience, riots, labour strikes, and violent clashes in Cairo, Alexandria, and throughout other cities in Egypt. Births 1640 William Cavendish; 1736 Joseph-Louis Lagrange (Lagrangian points); 1759 Robert Burns; 1860 Charles Curtis (31st VPOTUS); 1874 W. Somerset Maugham; 1882 Virginia Woolf; 1919 Edwin Newman; 1928 Eduard Shevardnadze; 1931 Dean Jones; 1938 Etta James♪ ♫; 1941 Buddy Baker; 1943 Tobe Hooper; 1945 Leigh Taylor-Young; 1951 Steve Prefontaine; 1981 Alicia Keys♪ ♫ Deaths 1947 Al Capone; 1981 Adele Astaire; 1990 Ava Gardner
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