Tell Us Three (3) Weird Things About Yourself

Gravdigr · 10-24-2017, 05:30 PM

If there are not three (3) things, or, nothing

, weird about you, you must post a picture of a spatula.

1. I sort my M&Ms by color and eat them according to numbers, from least to most.

2. If I'm eating plain M&Ms, I always put several blue ones in my glass of milk.

3. I never eat M&Ms from the package. I pour them into a bowl, onto a napkin/paper towel, or onto the table.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-24-2017, 05:36 PM

But what are the weird things?

Gravdigr · 10-24-2017, 05:49 PM

Oh, man. That ain't even the tip of that iceberg.

Clodfobble · 10-24-2017, 06:01 PM

1.) I abhor the sound of doorbells. I've disconnected them in every house we've lived in.

2.) I find it fascinating to weigh myself just before and after using the toilet.

3.) I am extremely good at recognizing faces, but extremely bad at placing them in context. If I've seen you before, ever, I will instantly know it--but I'll have no idea if you're my kid's teacher or someone who stood in line with me at the grocery store ten years ago.

Gravdigr · 10-24-2017, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

2.) I find it fascinating to weigh myself just before and after using the toilet.

Heh...Urrbody likes losing weight.

lumberjim · 10-24-2017, 07:58 PM

1. I don't wear a watch, so i have clocks in most of the rooms in my house.

2. it doesn't bother me that they all read a slightly different time.

3. Daylight savings is kind of a pain in the ass, as they are all cheap battery powered clocks.

glatt · 10-24-2017, 08:08 PM

1. I'm a freak when it comes to breakfast. I like routine. I won't flip out if my routine is broken, but I will always choose the same thing. Used to be Wheaties. Now it's cinnamon in hot oat bran and two egg casserole slices.

2. My big toes each point inward at a 30 degree angle as if my feet had been jammed into too tight shoes my entire childhood.

3. I geek out on certain things for a year or so before moving on to the next thing. Now it's planning and gearing up for backpacking. Previously there was a bandsaw, car tinkering, growing tomatoes, etc etc

monster · 10-24-2017, 08:37 PM

I can't burp

I also don't wear a watch and have clocks everywhere which don't all say exactly the same time. That doesn't bother me, as long as none of them are slow.

I hate using a microphone and generally refuse.

Gravdigr · 10-25-2017, 01:49 PM

We have at least one clock in every room.

Counting the clocks on digital thermometers, and the one in the corner of my 'puter screen, I can see seven clocks from the computer desk.

That they don't all show the same time irritates.

fargon · 10-25-2017, 05:14 PM

The clock in my office is 5 minutes slow and I dont care.

Undertoad · 10-25-2017, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by fargon

The clock in my office is 5 minutes slow and I dont care.

Mama passed along a dirty time compulsion that is hurtful and strange. My bedroom clock is sync'd to the time signal from WWVB. I make sure every device is on the network time if possible. I calculate my departure according to when Google maps says I'll arrive. If I am five minutes late to an appointment or rendezvous, I am keenly aware.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-25-2017, 05:40 PM

Beware of Google travel predictions, it gave me Philly to GA time and distance which averaged 70mph, and Philly to TX which averaged 65mph. Both are impossible.

zippyt · 10-25-2017, 06:07 PM

Left shoe or glove first , I will take them both off and restart if i have to

dont you dare touch or move my glasses , there have been fights and harsh words over this , i dont care how young , old , or what your rank is

i can whip out a good loud Marine command voice to be heard in almost ANY situation

monster · 10-25-2017, 07:20 PM

I always see the GPS predicted arrival time as a challenge. Is that bad?

I hate the GPS. I need it to be wrong.

zippyt · 10-25-2017, 07:28 PM

then dont update it , the roads around here have changed , its funny to watch the gps freak out because it thinks your driving thru a farm field ,
" recalculating , take cr 237 , recalculating , take cr 982 , " and the directional arrow freaking out

10-24-2017, 05:30 PM	#1
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Tell Us Three (3) Weird Things About Yourself If there are not three (3) things, or, nothing, weird about you, you must post a picture of a spatula. 1. I sort my M&Ms by color and eat them according to numbers, from least to most. 2. If I'm eating plain M&Ms, I always put several blue ones in my glass of milk. 3. I never eat M&Ms from the package. I pour them into a bowl, onto a napkin/paper towel, or onto the table. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-24-2017, 05:36 PM	#2
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	But what are the weird things? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-24-2017, 05:49 PM	#3
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Oh, man. That ain't even the tip of that iceberg. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-24-2017, 06:01 PM	#4
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	1.) I abhor the sound of doorbells. I've disconnected them in every house we've lived in. 2.) I find it fascinating to weigh myself just before and after using the toilet. 3.) I am extremely good at recognizing faces, but extremely bad at placing them in context. If I've seen you before, ever, I will instantly know it--but I'll have no idea if you're my kid's teacher or someone who stood in line with me at the grocery store ten years ago. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

10-24-2017, 07:58 PM	#6
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	1. I don't wear a watch, so i have clocks in most of the rooms in my house. 2. it doesn't bother me that they all read a slightly different time. 3. Daylight savings is kind of a pain in the ass, as they are all cheap battery powered clocks. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-24-2017, 08:08 PM	#7
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	1. I'm a freak when it comes to breakfast. I like routine. I won't flip out if my routine is broken, but I will always choose the same thing. Used to be Wheaties. Now it's cinnamon in hot oat bran and two egg casserole slices. 2. My big toes each point inward at a 30 degree angle as if my feet had been jammed into too tight shoes my entire childhood. 3. I geek out on certain things for a year or so before moving on to the next thing. Now it's planning and gearing up for backpacking. Previously there was a bandsaw, car tinkering, growing tomatoes, etc etc

10-24-2017, 08:37 PM	#8
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I can't burp I also don't wear a watch and have clocks everywhere which don't all say exactly the same time. That doesn't bother me, as long as none of them are slow. I hate using a microphone and generally refuse. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-25-2017, 01:49 PM	#9
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	We have at least one clock in every room. Counting the clocks on digital thermometers, and the one in the corner of my 'puter screen, I can see seven clocks from the computer desk. That they don't all show the same time irritates. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-25-2017, 05:14 PM	#10
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	The clock in my office is 5 minutes slow and I dont care. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

10-25-2017, 05:40 PM	#12
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Beware of Google travel predictions, it gave me Philly to GA time and distance which averaged 70mph, and Philly to TX which averaged 65mph. Both are impossible. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-25-2017, 06:07 PM	#13
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Left shoe or glove first , I will take them both off and restart if i have to dont you dare touch or move my glasses , there have been fights and harsh words over this , i dont care how young , old , or what your rank is i can whip out a good loud Marine command voice to be heard in almost ANY situation __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

10-25-2017, 07:20 PM	#14
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I always see the GPS predicted arrival time as a challenge. Is that bad? I hate the GPS. I need it to be wrong. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-25-2017, 07:28 PM	#15
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	then dont update it , the roads around here have changed , its funny to watch the gps freak out because it thinks your driving thru a farm field , " recalculating , take cr 237 , recalculating , take cr 982 , " and the directional arrow freaking out __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

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