Humor...I Need Humor...

Bullitt · 09-29-2004, 07:30 PM

I can't believe no one has put this one yet!
Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get away from KFC!

Ooh here's a painful one.

A little boy is driving throught he country with his dad and he sees a single cow out in the pasture. He asks his dad why that cow is all alone. His father replies, "Why thats because he outstanding in his field!"

(Little kid was me way back when and dad was you guessed it, my dad who is the God of all puns. It kills me.

09-29-2004, 07:30 PM	#11
Bullitt This is a fully functional babe lair Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Akron, OH Posts: 2,324	I can't believe no one has put this one yet! Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from KFC! Ooh here's a painful one. A little boy is driving throught he country with his dad and he sees a single cow out in the pasture. He asks his dad why that cow is all alone. His father replies, "Why thats because he outstanding in his field!" (Little kid was me way back when and dad was you guessed it, my dad who is the God of all puns. It kills me. __________________ Kiss my white Irish ass.

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