Name Your Little Friend (Possibly NSFW)

[Elspode]

Okay...you know you've all got one...especially you dudes. And I've known a few ladies who had a really, really nice one. What am I talking about? Why, a name for your genitals, of course.

No self-respecting male that I've yet met, under the influence of sufficient quantities of alcohol, would admit that he'd never named his trouser snake. My first lay called her little muffin "Megan", and cursed her when things weren't going well.

So...how 'bout ya'll? I'll even start things off by telling you that I've saddled my moisture missle with the gothic, monstrous eponym of "Igor". You know...hides in dark places, prefers dank, fuzzy surroundings, slips in and out of tight nooks quickly and almost silently. Seemed logical.

Now, if I could just get him to say, "Yes, Master..."