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Originally Posted by JayMcGee

jeez, If I were one your kids I'd file for adoption.....


Thor?

Norse God spends a few weeks slumming on Earth. Hooks up with delighful young hooker, and using his Godlike powers, dispenses with the Viagra and services her mightily....
After 2 days and 2 nights of 24x7 service, He announces that He is going home and reveals His Godhood to His conquest.
Beating His chest, He cries, "I am Thor!"

"Well", comes the reply, "after 48 hours of that, tho am I"

Sounds like my boy .....and he just turned 5.

We really really reeaally came "that" close to giving him "Trouble" as a middle name. We should've -it couldn't possibly have made him any worse! The other two -positive angels by comparison- did not prepare us for this one. Another mom said to me at one point "God doesn't send us anything we can't handle" to which my reply was "God clearly knows I'm an atheist then". She hasn't spoken to me since. Mind you, Thor hasn't pulled her daughter's trousers down recently either (to my knowledge)