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[BrianR]

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs,
parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious
when offered a drink from any woman. Many females
use a date rape drug on the market called ... Beer.
The drug is found in liquid form and available
anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and
in large "kegs".

Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties
and bars to persuade their male victims to go home
and have sex with them. A woman needs only to get a
guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply
ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are
rendered helpless against this approach.

After several Beers, men will often succumb to the
desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking
women whom they would never normally be attracted.

After drinking Beer, men often awaken with only hazy
memories of exactly what happened to them the night
before, often with just a vague feeling that
"something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled
out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam
known as a "relationship" . In extreme cases, the
female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the
unsuspecting male into a longer term form of
servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage".
Men are much more susceptible to this scam after
Beer is administered and sex is offered by the
predatory females. Please! Forward this warning to
every male you know.

If you fall victim to this beer and the women
administering it..... There are male support groups
where you can discuss the details of your shocking
encounter with similarly affected like-minded guys.
For the support group nearest you, just look up
"Golf Courses" in the phone book.