What's mildly irritating you today?

[SteveDallas]

Originally Posted by monster

I always hold the door open for blokes -I love seeing that "castrated" look on their faces as they realize they must accept graciously rather than insisting on holding it open for me

We're just used to holding it open ourselves so we can check out the women's asses as they go in. Speaking of which...

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

When a woman holds the door open for me, I always say "thank you," and give her a little pat on the head.

Well, I don't pat her head. It's a great conversation-starter.