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xoxoxoBruce · 01-25-2009, 05:18 PM

A man on a beach sees a shark near a child in the shallows. Ignoring personal safety, he dives in the water and, with his bare hands, kills the shark. He brings the tot to shore and is met with tumultuous applause from spectators.

"Geez, mate" says a reporter "You should get a medal. What part of Australia are you from?" Modestly our hero says: "Actually I'm from England"

The next day’s newspaper headline says "Pommy mongrel kills child's pet"

01-25-2009, 05:18 PM	#11
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	A man on a beach sees a shark near a child in the shallows. Ignoring personal safety, he dives in the water and, with his bare hands, kills the shark. He brings the tot to shore and is met with tumultuous applause from spectators. "Geez, mate" says a reporter "You should get a medal. What part of Australia are you from?" Modestly our hero says: "Actually I'm from England" The next day’s newspaper headline says "Pommy mongrel kills child's pet" __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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