What's got your knickers in a twist today?

[SteveDallas]

Originally Posted by Undertoad

Pre-slivered for our convenience! Unacceptable! I've gone to the old standard Ivory bar, which is as square and meaty as ever.

It's fucking soap people and we know two-thirds of your costs are in advertising.

Yeah, I've noticed that, but I've stuck with the standard yellow Dial. Ivory just... doesn't feel right. Besides.... Ivory? Seriously, you think Proctor & Gamble gives a fuck about you? If it's not the size of the soap, they'll let you have it some other way. If you really want to teach them a lesson, drop out altogether and make your own.

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

a record album.
. . . .
a 45.

OOoh! OOoh! Tell us more about the olden days, Auntie Shaw!!