Bathroom Wall Graffiti

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You know the kind I'm talking about. Usually in black magic marker, on the stall door or wall.

When I was about ten or twelve, we were in Kansas maybe, driving cross country, and stopped at a truck stop and this gem was on the men's room wall:

Here I sit,
Cheeks a-flexin',
About to give birth
To another Texan.

And then there's the classic:

Here I sit,
All broken-hearted,
I came to shit,
But only farted.

Not to leave out:

Some come here
To sit and think
Others come here
To shit and stink
I come here
To pull my pud
Cause the cunt in this town
Ain't no damn good.

Anybody else got any good bathroom wall humor?