Tasteless Jokes

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Extreme hate crimes tend to be committed by people with a history of antisocial behavior. One of the most heinous examples took place in June 1998 in Jasper, Texas. Three men with jail records offered a ride to a black man who walked with a limp. After beating the victim to death, they dragged him behind their truck until his body was partially dismembered.

PARTIALLY DISMEMBERED! ... TEXANS never could finish a God Damn Thing! Probably pushed it off on a couple of Mexicans, who were too lazy to do it and found a group of Cubans to do it for twelve cents, who sold it to the Chinese guy as Dog, who cleaned it and sold it to the Japanese Dude saying it was the new Beef, who put panties on it and Fucked it before he threw those panties on eBay and re-sold the carcass as Art to a Stupid American who propped it up in their livingroom and blamed the smell of Death and Sex on the Stupid Pollocks that delivered it.

(Turns out those Pollocks were actually Dutch, which explains everything!)

P.S. FUCK YOU NIC!