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classicman · 04-14-2010, 03:09 PM

FWIW - here is the intro.

In white to protect the innocent... whoever they may be.

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel
"Pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said,
" Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the Promised Land."

Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

04-14-2010, 03:09 PM	#11
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	FWIW - here is the intro. In white to protect the innocent... whoever they may be. Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel "Pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land." Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, " Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the Promised Land." Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the Promised Land! __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

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