Humor...I Need Humor...

[Lamplighter]

Today I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch,
and slipped quietly into the garage I hooked up the boat to the truck,
and proceeded to pull out into a torrential downpour. The wind was already blowing 35 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and confirmed that the weather would be that bad or worse all day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back
into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different
anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible.."

My loving wife of 12 years replied, "I know. Can you believe my stupid
husband is out fishing in that?"

And that's how the fight started...