the lie thread

[plthijinx]

ok here's a fun game....

I want you to comment on this thread about how you met the previous poster. But, I want you to lie. That's right. Just make stuff up. I know how many creative people are here so come on, make us laugh! Or else...!

(for example: from drfroth and my facebook page: It was that day a few years ago when the gigantic turtle towing the trailer filled with rancid mashed potatoes and rhino eggs crawled out from under the bridge at the track. You had just escaped from the institute for the insane and sexualy malfuntioned. You tried to run, but the turtle was on you in a flash and begin knawing at your legs. The turtle was soon joined by a carnivours cow named Moolie who galloped over and took a big bite out of your crotch. We heard your screams even though they hit octaves usually reserved for small members of the animal kingdom. After saving you...we gave you a job. I'll never forget that day.)

sooooo.....guess i get to get slammed first...errrr second. no wait first here. ummm.....