I have probably told this one before. Possibly in this thread, even. But since I just did paperwork for a gastroenterologist, I was reminded of the time I did a deal with a proctologist.
The proctologist sat down to sign his paperwork, and when I offered him a pen he reached into his shirt pocket and said "Oh I have one already" , but then he looked down in surprise to find a rectal thermometer in his hand.
"Damnit, " he said." Some asshole has my pen! "
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We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan
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