ANSWER ME!: (September)

[SteveDallas]

Originally Posted by monster

1) Have you ever yelled at an automated phone menu "SPEAK TO A FUCKING HUMAN" (or similar)?

No

2) How much do you ride a bike (of the non-motorized variety)

Quite a bit at this point, it's been my main non-working non-drinking quarantine activity. I did 20 miles today.

3) How old is my sister?

29

4) Did you get to take a vacation since the covid crap? And if so... where did you go?

We've taken time off from work, but we haven't gone anywhere.

5) What thing that you have grown (other than your children) are you most proud of?

A few years back I started getting a mint plant and putting it in a pot each year for mint juleps and mojitos through the summer.

6) Caffeine-free or fully-leaded?

Fully leaded. Also, I respect decaf as the loyal opposition. Half-caff is just an abomination before God and man.

7) Complete this limerick:
There was a young man from Milan
Who kept a spare nut in a can
When asked why he did it
He said "There's no limit
___________________"

To how much I love nuts, I'm a fan!"

8) Chips/crisps or a chocolate bar?

Chips, especially kettle chips.

9) Which surprise animal encounter made you scream the loudest?

Probably the one where I nailed a deer on the interstate while driving a brand-new minivan. (This was almost 20 years ago, noone was hurt.)

10) Who is your favorite comedian?

Probably Kathleen Madigan

11) Running or Swimming?

Neither one.... but if I had to choose I guess swimming.