Name Your Little Friend (Possibly NSFW)

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Originally Posted by JayMcGee

Sorry. We're British and do not talk about such things.

Which reminders me of an humorous joke:
A jank is visiting a brit and taking a tour of her house. "This is my bedroom," the brit says, "and down the end of the hall is my husband's bedroom."

"You don't sleep in the same bed? Doesn't that make having sex a little impractical?" asked the Jank.

"Not at all, if my husband is in the mood he opens his door and calls me."

"Well, that's fine for him," says the jank, "but what if you're in the mood?"

"Well, I just open mt door and say: 'Did you call me, John?'"

I admit humor is a subjective thing.