The utterly pointless Chuck Norris thread

Hippikos The utterly pointless Chuck... 09-22-2006, 09:41 AM

Undertoad I believe I heard that ... 09-22-2006, 10:09 AM

Griff Kevlar vests are made from... 09-22-2006, 10:20 AM

Flint When Chuck Norris takes a... 09-22-2006, 10:53 AM

Beestie Mr. Norris (you guys calling... 09-22-2006, 11:21 AM

Beestie When Mr. Norris needs a... 09-22-2006, 11:23 AM

Beestie The Borg tried to assimilate... 09-22-2006, 11:24 AM

Beestie Mr. Norris does not have a... 09-22-2006, 11:25 AM

Beestie Once, Chu-.. er, MR. Norris... 09-22-2006, 11:30 AM

Beestie Oh, and Hippikos, Mr. Norris... 09-22-2006, 11:35 AM

Elspode When Chuck Norris farts, the... 09-22-2006, 12:27 PM

Griff Mr. Norris is responsible for... 09-22-2006, 12:47 PM

Spexxvet Chuck Norris is a cheap... 09-22-2006, 12:54 PM

Spexxvet Chuck Norris is the shadow... 09-22-2006, 12:55 PM

Spexxvet Chuck Norris can get in the... 09-22-2006, 12:57 PM

Beestie Let's at least try to keep... 09-22-2006, 01:33 PM

Spexxvet Genesis 1 1In the beginning... 09-22-2006, 01:01 PM

Spexxvet Chuck Norris fucks Jeanne... 09-22-2006, 01:04 PM

Undertoad ...both at once. 09-22-2006, 01:06 PM

Elspode Chuck Norris is the only... 09-22-2006, 01:34 PM

Guest Mr. Norris does not shave. He... 09-22-2006, 01:49 PM

Elspode I thought we were *supposed*... 09-22-2006, 02:42 PM

Elspode The Bush Administration knows... 09-22-2006, 02:43 PM

Elspode It is well-known that Chuck... 09-22-2006, 02:48 PM

lumberjim Chuck Norris could make... 09-22-2006, 02:04 PM

lumberjim Chuck Norris created Undertoad 09-22-2006, 02:10 PM

Spexxvet Chuck Norris pooped a hammer 09-22-2006, 02:22 PM

glatt Chuck Norris cried at the... 09-22-2006, 02:32 PM

Guest Mr. Norris glanced at TW and... 09-22-2006, 02:37 PM

Happy Monkey tw and MaggieL agree about... 09-22-2006, 02:48 PM

Trilby Chuck Norris made a thread in... 09-22-2006, 02:49 PM

Ibby Chuck Norris jokes are old. ... 09-22-2006, 02:54 PM

Elspode In English, Methuselah... 09-22-2006, 03:00 PM

barefoot serpent Chuck Norris shot-up all the... 09-22-2006, 03:01 PM

lumberjim Chuck Norris can get and does... 09-22-2006, 03:08 PM

dar512 It is not true that the world... 09-22-2006, 03:28 PM

Elspode NASA announced today that,... 09-22-2006, 03:38 PM

Undertoad Chuck Norris drank out of my... 09-22-2006, 03:39 PM

Spexxvet Chuck's penis is over a... 09-22-2006, 03:56 PM

Spexxvet Chuck's wife is a former... 09-22-2006, 03:58 PM

Elspode Chuck Norris doesn't actually... 09-22-2006, 04:15 PM

Spexxvet Chuck Norris assassinated JFK. 09-22-2006, 05:08 PM

Spexxvet Chuck Norris climbed out of... 09-22-2006, 05:09 PM

Spexxvet Chuck Norris wears a leisure... 09-22-2006, 05:09 PM

Urbane Guerrilla Chuck Norris picked up Harlan... 09-22-2006, 05:24 PM

capnhowdy Chuck is the one who smoked... 09-22-2006, 06:37 PM

Elspode The New York Yankees will... 09-22-2006, 09:26 PM

Crimson Ghost Chuck Norris' tears are the... 09-22-2006, 09:49 PM

Spexxvet Chuck Norris has a grizzly... 09-23-2006, 08:27 AM

incommunicadocat Chuck Norris ate the dingo's... 09-23-2006, 09:08 AM

Hippikos Chick Norris knows more than... 09-23-2006, 09:47 AM

Guest Chuck Norris jump-started... 09-23-2006, 03:02 PM

vrai_rennx So I didn't make these up,... 09-23-2006, 05:22 PM

Undertoad Chuck Norris disrespected... 09-23-2006, 06:16 PM

Tonchi Chuck Norris built the... 09-23-2006, 06:53 PM

Tonchi On the eighth day Chuck... 09-23-2006, 07:01 PM

Beestie So even God gets drunk on the... 09-23-2006, 09:37 PM

wolf Yes, and Chuck Norris knows... 09-24-2006, 08:51 PM

Hippikos Bush asked Chuck Norris to... 09-25-2006, 05:49 AM

Guest There used to be mountains,... 09-25-2006, 11:55 AM

barefoot serpent Chuck Norris took a leak and... 09-25-2006, 11:58 AM

Elspode Chuck Norris doesn't need to... 09-25-2006, 12:19 PM

Hippikos Chuck Norris kills 14 white... 09-25-2006, 01:18 PM

footfootfoot And I thought I was getting... 09-25-2006, 07:21 PM

vrai_rennx Chuck Norris wanted to smoke... 09-25-2006, 02:57 PM

Spexxvet Chuck Norris wades through... 09-25-2006, 03:26 PM

barefoot serpent Chuck Norris tried androgeny... 09-25-2006, 03:28 PM

Spexxvet Chuck Norris made a rock so... 09-25-2006, 03:29 PM

Spexxvet Chuck Norris fishes for Great... 09-25-2006, 03:30 PM

Griff The Unstoppable Force met the... 09-25-2006, 03:45 PM

barefoot serpent Chuck Norris always carries a... 09-25-2006, 04:51 PM

Undertoad Chuck Norris' fillings... 09-25-2006, 05:03 PM

mrnoodle chuck norris makes one hell... 09-26-2006, 01:11 PM

Spexxvet Mo-fucking-hommad moved a... 09-26-2006, 01:15 PM

Hippikos Chuck Norris can make a... 09-26-2006, 01:23 PM

Elspode Chuck Norris doesn't surf... 09-26-2006, 02:51 PM

extemporaneous chuck norris doesnt pee... 09-26-2006, 05:44 PM

extemporaneous im convinced. 09-26-2006, 05:49 PM

mrnoodle if he did, he would bore a... 09-27-2006, 09:57 AM

dar512 Chuck Norris does not eat... 09-27-2006, 11:00 AM

Spexxvet Chuck Norris is the father of... 09-27-2006, 11:05 AM

Undertoad Whenever he has a health... 09-27-2006, 11:08 AM

Shawnee123 Chuck Norris kicks the shit... 09-27-2006, 11:26 AM

Hippikos Chuck Norris had sex with a... 09-27-2006, 03:02 PM

Elspode ...and the shredding teeth on... 09-27-2006, 03:21 PM

Hagar ...A monster truck that... 09-27-2006, 08:39 PM

Clodfobble ...and Chuck Norris did not... 09-27-2006, 04:57 PM

Hippikos Chuck Norris is the only... 09-28-2006, 03:51 AM

Spexxvet Chuck Norris wears a clown... 09-28-2006, 09:56 AM

Spexxvet I heard that if Chuck looked... 10-23-2006, 02:46 PM

Happy Monkey Chuck Norris is the only... 10-23-2006, 03:09 PM

Trilby If Chuck Norris was a vampire... 10-23-2006, 03:12 PM

Spexxvet When Chuck is about to kill... 10-23-2006, 04:06 PM

Happy Monkey Chuck Norris casts vampires'... 10-23-2006, 04:37 PM

noviceathome Chuck Norris can hit you so... 10-25-2006, 07:46 AM

noviceathome Chuck Norris can slam a... 10-25-2006, 07:47 AM

noviceathome We live in an ever expanding... 10-25-2006, 07:51 AM

Hippikos Chuck Norris can catch a fart... 10-25-2006, 08:09 AM

Spexxvet A criminal invaded my house.... 10-25-2006, 08:23 AM

noviceathome Chuck Norris can move faster... 10-25-2006, 08:27 AM

wolf Ever wonder what Chuck Norris... 10-28-2006, 12:41 AM

lumberjim damn you wolf! CHUCK... 10-28-2006, 12:56 AM

Elspode Chuck Norris believes that... 10-28-2006, 12:57 AM

Guest @ wolf; therefore, Chuck... 10-28-2006, 01:10 AM

Iggy Oh, did I miss the fun? And... 10-28-2006, 10:51 AM

capnhowdy Chuck INVENTED Mr. T then... 10-29-2006, 08:58 PM

lumberjim Chuck Norris is the only food... 03-24-2010, 10:54 PM

monster Chuck Norris IS Bacon 03-24-2010, 11:05 PM

lumberjim If Chuck Norris Kicks your... 03-24-2010, 11:09 PM

wanderer How do you keep Chuck Norris... 03-25-2010, 12:07 AM

capnhowdy Chuck Norris is what Willis... 03-25-2010, 06:11 AM

wanderer Chuck Norris counted to... 03-25-2010, 06:27 AM

dmg1969 Following a nuclear war, only... 03-25-2010, 11:25 AM

dmg1969 The world won't end in... 03-25-2010, 11:25 AM

dmg1969 Chuck Norris was here BEFORE... 03-25-2010, 11:26 AM

wanderer Once God decided to kill... 03-25-2010, 10:54 PM

10-29-2006, 08:58 PM	#30
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Chuck INVENTED Mr. T then kicked his ass and gave him a mohawk. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

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