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02-01-2007, 10:45 PM | #11 |
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> John Doe strode into the bedroom , wearing His
> leather Postal Worker's uniform. He sneered at the > bound and gagged figure on the bed, as He reached > into His latex mail bag. Jane Doe, a 29 year old > schoolgirl, looked up at her Master, her eyes a > mixture of fear and desire. She gasped as He brought > a knife with a 9 ~ inch blade out of the bag. > > "I saw something on the Internet which I want us to > try," He said sternly, > > "Are you willing?" > > Jane nodded eagerly and mumbled, "yeff Mather". > > John smiled as He bent close and cut her free of her > bonds. > > "Strip", He ordered as He began to remove His own > clothes.. > > Jane quickly complied, wondering what new delights > her beloved Master had in store for her. > > "Lay back on the bed", He commanded. > > Jane did so. John then laid on top of her. > > "Tonight my dear", He whispered while reaching for > the light switch.. "We are going ........... > Vanilla!" > > "NOOOOOOoooooooooo" , cried Jane as the room plunged > into darkness. > > The above tale is true. John eventually left Jane to > move in with a vanilla woman. They now have a 24/7 > vanilla lifestyle, regularly enjoying home > improvements, Tupperware parties and only having sex > 3 times a year. > > Jane was more fortunate and now attends Vanillas > Anonymous, with help and guidance she is slowly > recovering. Only last week she was able to stand up > and say, > > "I have the right to more than one sexual position!" > > > Vanilla is dangerous and should not be practiced at > home. If anyone offers you vanilla sex, just say No. > > > This has been a BDSM safety awareness announcement.
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