Awkward

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Do you ever...

Engage in awkward pauses in conversation, frequent staring at the ground to avoid eye contact, or tough decisions to say "hello" to the same person for the 5th time you've seen them today.

Ever ruined a nice acquaintance's attempt at humor by fluttering a smile but turning it into a stern frown and looking down followed by a very audible "heh..."?

Ever walked into the same path as someone you don't know then had to decide to stay aggressive and make them change direction or be passive and let them have the direct path or just change directions with them 3 times before finally looking into their eyes for the most awkward feeling in the world? This thread is to you, Mr. or Ms. Awkward.

Ron Burgundy: I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.
[Veronica turns and walks away]
Ron Burgundy: Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I... I wanna be on you.