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Old 10-19-2007, 11:22 AM   #1
ZenGum
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Join Date: Oct 2007
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Banana related deaths

This came up at work a few days ago: how many different ways can a person be killed that involve a banana (or bananas) as a crucial component?
For example:
Slip on a banana peel and crack your head.
Choke while attempting to eat too much banana.
Crushed to death under huge pile of bananas.
Smothered by being wrapped in a blanket made of stitched-together banana skins.
Stabbed to death with a (very) frozen, sharpened banana.
Hanged or garroted with a rope made from the fibers from a banana peel.
Drown in pureed banana.

And some less direct ones:
Suffer from such severe bananaphobia as to have a fatal heart attack at the sight of one.
Become convinced you are a banana, leap into a swimming pool attempting to make fruit salad, and drown.
Be sexually obsessed with bananas, be caught in an act of public banana-related perversion, and die of embarrassment.
Variant - choke while attempting to fellate a banana.
Be beaten to death by an angry gorilla from whom you are trying to steal a banana.

I am sure there are more, so let your twisted imaginations run free!
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