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10-19-2007, 11:22 AM | #1 |
Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
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Banana related deaths
This came up at work a few days ago: how many different ways can a person be killed that involve a banana (or bananas) as a crucial component?
For example: Slip on a banana peel and crack your head. Choke while attempting to eat too much banana. Crushed to death under huge pile of bananas. Smothered by being wrapped in a blanket made of stitched-together banana skins. Stabbed to death with a (very) frozen, sharpened banana. Hanged or garroted with a rope made from the fibers from a banana peel. Drown in pureed banana. And some less direct ones: Suffer from such severe bananaphobia as to have a fatal heart attack at the sight of one. Become convinced you are a banana, leap into a swimming pool attempting to make fruit salad, and drown. Be sexually obsessed with bananas, be caught in an act of public banana-related perversion, and die of embarrassment. Variant - choke while attempting to fellate a banana. Be beaten to death by an angry gorilla from whom you are trying to steal a banana. I am sure there are more, so let your twisted imaginations run free! |
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