Cellar Dreamin'

[TheMercenary]

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

Weirdly, I dreamed of the Cellar early this morning. Not surprising, it was the last thing I saw before I went to sleep and Diz woke me at 06.40 so I was shallow dreaming.

I dreamed I was sat with Dwellars in a bar, and Merc was claiming women couldn't row. There was no point in them doing it because they lacked the vital equipment. Apparently he meant brains and determination, but Lookout were joking that it was a penis.

In my dream, Merc was an outrageous sexist - not in a jokey way, he really believed that women were mothers of children and housekeepers and anything a woman did other than that made her a dyke.

I was trying to row a boat across the floor, but I couldn't work out which way I was supposed to be facing. It was really hard and I gave up almost immediately and everyone was really disappointed in me because they secretly felt I'd proved Merc's point.

Ok now that is funny as hell, even if it isn't true. BTW, I am hardly a sexist.