Cellar Brawl

[ZenGum]

Merc, distracted by watching Cloud and SG smooching, accidentally tugs the trigger on the .45 in his pocket, putting a round through his own underpant region and qualifying for a non-fatal Darwin award.

Everyone else ducks and twitches at the sound of the gunshot, except ZippyT, who finds it reminds him of how his ma used to call the family to dinner. "Comin, ma" hu mumbles from his doze.

Sundae Girl, who knows both sides of a bar, notices that the bartender has skedaddled, and slides around the back of the bar (closely followed by Cloud). "On the house" she calls loudly, with her hand on the beer tap.