Cellar Valentine's Day 2009!

[xoxoxoBruce]

Originally Posted by Elspode

Why in hell do you women fall in love with these assholes? Are their cocks *really* that awesome?

I'm just sayin'...

It's the challenge of winning him over, knowing her love will make him want to change his ways. Then she thinks she's won when she's actually lost, and is shocked that he's still an asshole.

The bride is thinking he'll change.
The groom is thinking she'll never change.
They're both wrong.