LJ bitches about......

[LJ]

here are 10 reasons I'm starting to hate you(ode to my partner at work):

1... You enjoy observing hardship in people's lives and relish their failures. I don't care if a guy you worked with 7 years ago and hated got fired again. why does that make you happy, asshole?

2... Your hatred of 2 of the people we work with is consuming you, and you make poor decisions because it has tainted your judgment. I'm fucking sick of hearing you say "I just want to bash his fucking face in" 5 times a day.....because you don't have the fucking balls to do it, or even to say it to either one of them.

3. You whine like a bitch when you have a sniffle, and I don't care how terrible you feel today.

4. I'm fucking sick of all the sighing when you have to actually work hard to keep up.

5. I don't care if that girl in the showroom reminds you of someone that used to suck your cock. The main thing is that no one sucks your cock anymore except your wife, and that is OBVIOUSLY not good enough for you, and that's why you look at porn all fucking day long and constantly make references to it like some kind if twisted fucking sex addict that's not getting any sex. go jerk off in the bathroom and get your mind off of it ferrchrissakes.

6. every time i tell you a joke, you try like hell to NOT find it funny, and seem to resent it if it actually makes you laugh. you only laugh at the jokes YOU tell...and they suck because we've all heard them twice this year. from you.

7. You eat with your fucking mouth open. mack mack mack. get the fuck out of my office and go eat in yours you nasty fuck.

8. You're an asshole to the salesmen whenever you can be, so that every time they need a little help, they'll come to me and not bother you.

9. You just don't get it when someone invites every one in the dealership except you and a couple other assholes to her wedding.

10. I hate it when you tell the same shitty story about how much your kids love you to one person at a time 17 times within my earshot.

please die in a fire.

thank you.....there's more, but 10 is a nice number for a list.