Bathroom Wall Graffiti

Gravdigr · 04-03-2010, 02:25 PM

You know the kind I'm talking about. Usually in black magic marker, on the stall door or wall.

When I was about ten or twelve, we were in Kansas maybe, driving cross country, and stopped at a truck stop and this gem was on the men's room wall:

Here I sit,
Cheeks a-flexin',
About to give birth
To another Texan.

And then there's the classic:

Here I sit,
All broken-hearted,
I came to shit,
But only farted.

Not to leave out:

Some come here
To sit and think
Others come here
To shit and stink
I come here
To pull my pud
Cause the cunt in this town
Ain't no damn good.

Anybody else got any good bathroom wall humor?

04-03-2010, 02:25 PM	#1
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Bathroom Wall Graffiti You know the kind I'm talking about. Usually in black magic marker, on the stall door or wall. When I was about ten or twelve, we were in Kansas maybe, driving cross country, and stopped at a truck stop and this gem was on the men's room wall: Here I sit, Cheeks a-flexin', About to give birth To another Texan. And then there's the classic: Here I sit, All broken-hearted, I came to shit, But only farted. Not to leave out: Some come here To sit and think Others come here To shit and stink I come here To pull my pud Cause the cunt in this town Ain't no damn good. Anybody else got any good bathroom wall humor? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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