Who wants their life digested and regurgitated by me for a paper?

[morethanpretty]

I am taking a course in Cultural Anthropology and have to write a paper over the semester "about someone whose life is in many ways different from your own." Being the social butterfly that y'all know me to be...I'm kinda short on people I know in real life who I would consider having a different life than my own, and who I feel like using for a subject. So I'm appealing to y'all. If you would be willing to let me write a 7-10 page paper over your life and describing its cultural context, please let me know!
I figure we'll mostly conduct the interviews via email, so distance is no hamper (and probably is a benefit).
If I somehow get an overwhelming number of responses, I'll choose the person who has the dirtiest secret to tell me.

Elzi, your secrets might be the dirtiest but then, they're not really all that secret now are they?

Not really, I'll probably choose by lot to avoid having to make a real decision.

"A superior paper will show how a set of events shaped the person and reveal the order of their life within and against the organization of their world."