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Old 05-16-2011, 08:13 AM   #11
GunMaster357
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THe other day, I was walking down the street when I saw a guy coming out of a well known brothel. Just as he started to walk, he crossed himself.

Out of curiosity, I went to him asking "Mister, you just made the sign of the Cross. Do you feel guilty about what you did where you were ?"

"Not at all" was he answered "I was just checking myself"

"My hat" touching his head
"My zipper" touching his crotch
"My wallet" left chest pocket
"My glasses" right chest pocket
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