Osama bin Laden is DEAD

[classicman]

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

Wait, they got Bin Laden? When did this happen?

lol

bin Laden was in that compound only long after all GITMO prisoners were in GITMO.

Cite. We'll need records of a those who are currently in GITMO, were in GITMO, any and all visitor logs.
Additionally we will need to see the records of any and all new secret detainees and visitors.
Also the lease bin Laden signed and/or papers as to the purchase of said compound,
whatever U-Haul/Ryder truck rental agreement.
Furthermore, all correspondence between bin Laden and his subordinates.
Lastly, we require a lock of bin Laden's hair.


Actually, I just want the lock of his hair. Thats gotta be worth something, DNA and all.