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Undertoad · 03-23-2012, 08:47 PM

Me on eBay: I'm selling my mixer
Dude: I'll buy it here's $200
Me: awesome I've just sent it off, here's the tracking number.

(delivery day passes)
(another week passes)

Dude: Hey send me the tracking number
Me: I did send you the tracking number. And UPS says they delivered it. And they say whoever signed for it, signed with your name.
Dude: I want full refund NOW!

(Dude initiates eBay complaint resolution procedure)
($200 leaves my account)

eBay: What happened?
Me: (Tells the full story)
eBay: (Almost immediately) What?! Fuck that guy! Resolved in your favor! ($200 restored)
Me: Yeah! Fuck that guy! I feel good now.

03-23-2012, 08:47 PM	#11
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Me on eBay: I'm selling my mixer Dude: I'll buy it here's $200 Me: awesome I've just sent it off, here's the tracking number. (delivery day passes) (another week passes) Dude: Hey send me the tracking number Me: I did send you the tracking number. And UPS says they delivered it. And they say whoever signed for it, signed with your name. Dude: I want full refund NOW! (Dude initiates eBay complaint resolution procedure) ($200 leaves my account) eBay: What happened? Me: (Tells the full story) eBay: (Almost immediately) What?! Fuck that guy! Resolved in your favor! ($200 restored) Me: Yeah! Fuck that guy! I feel good now.

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