The Community With Out God.

[JBKlyde]

Once upon a time there was a town in a country far far away. The people of this town were so ungodly that they smoked weed with bible paper and had sex with there farm animals. On a cold winters day a man named "Ephagus" enter this town. Ephagus was a traveling sales man and he had been traveling for a long time. Upon entering the town he noticed that people were staring at him like he was some strange being that would cause great harm. Well Ephagus was certain that he could sell this magic toilet paper he'd been promoting after all who wouldn't want regenerating toilet paper. So he walked to the town square and and began shouting. "Come one Come All" get your own magic toilet paper, It's only a dollar a roll and you'll never need more than one roll because it regenerates itself. Well believe it or not people began buying the toilet paper. And Soon Ephagus had made a small fortune selling the toilet paper. Then just as he was about to leave a young lad came running up to him and said you fruad this toilet paper dosn't work we all have rashes on our asses and we want our money back. Ephagus in turn said your guarented only 2 wipes per paper and there are 100 papers in the roll.
So all the towns men wrapped the toilet paper around Ephagus and flushed him down the toilet. THE END


The Moral of this Story: There is a reason why Our Money says "In God We Trust"