Funny stuff we get in emails

[John Sellers]

Most of the funny stuff I occasionally get is from my dad. Here's one:

GARFIELD ON THE OIL CRISIS

YOU GOTTA LOVE GARFIELD 'S EXPLANATION -- TOO CUTE & ALSO TOO TRUE!!!



A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in the US. Well, there's a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical. Our oil is located in Alaska, California, Coastal Florida, Coastal Louisiana, Coastal Alabama, Coastal Mississippi, Coastal Texas, North Dakota, Wyoming, Colorado, Kansas, Oklahoma, and Pennsylvania. Our dipsticks are located in Washington DC. Any Questions? NO? Didn't think So.

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